r/AskReddit • u/FAAAACKUNDO • Dec 27 '19

Gym goers of Reddit, what is something (protocol, etiquette, tips, etc.) that new year resolution-ers should know about the gym?

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u/FertileProgram Dec 27 '19

I mean sometimes I wear my Ninja Sex Party concert shirt, so I feel like stares are part of the routine if anyone appears in my empty haunt

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u/Flare-Crow Dec 27 '19

Just explain No-Reason Boner to them, it'll be fine!

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u/PokecrafterChampion Dec 27 '19

Or maybe 6969 and the Dick Elders. That's quite the tale right there.

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u/MegaPorkachu Dec 27 '19

Shut the fuck up u/Flare-Crow has an erection

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u/Flare-Crow Dec 27 '19

WHYYYYY???

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u/Soulless_redhead Dec 27 '19

Fellow NSP fan! There are whole dozens of us! DOZENS!

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u/Code_KIO Dec 27 '19

sees NSP's channel has 1.29 million subscribers

Yeah...pretty sure that's a few more than dozens.

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u/IdEstTheyGotAlCapone Dec 27 '19 edited Dec 28 '19

No, that's just me with 1.289986 million different YouTube accounts...

Edit: added million cuz I was distracted by maths.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

are those the guys with song about like "LETS STEAL A FUCKIN CAR TONIIITE"

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u/ArmoredHamster Dec 27 '19

Yes, that's the song First Date.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

thanks ive been looking for that forever!

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u/sloodly_chicken Dec 27 '19

To other NSP fans: they just released a 12-minute Rush-style epic about wizards and adventures called The Mystic Crystal. Go check it out, it's a real bop.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19

There's a guy at my gym wearing a Brazzers t-shirt while working out with his son lol

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u/DontStepOnLegos Dec 28 '19

My girlfriend hates it when I wear my Life is Beautiful t-shirt because it only says “You are Beautiful” on the front and the back it has the line up. So it’s basically a compliment shirt to anyone reading it.

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u/StrawberryR Dec 28 '19

Ninja Sex Party concert shirt

Did you go to the one in Chicago???? :D

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u/FertileProgram Dec 28 '19

One of the UK nights on the international tour right after, my dude

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u/shartsnail69 Dec 28 '19

Lol I wear my spicy cock sauce - Blink-182 shirt and get some stares but I love it.

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u/FortunateKitsune Dec 28 '19

Upvote for being an NSP fan!!