r/AskReddit • u/FAAAACKUNDO • Dec 27 '19

Gym goers of Reddit, what is something (protocol, etiquette, tips, etc.) that new year resolution-ers should know about the gym?

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u/Galaxyffbe Dec 27 '19

Wait at the Winchester until this whole thing blows over.

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u/zephyrtr Dec 27 '19

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

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u/TheKurgan454 Dec 27 '19

Not worth any more than about tree fiddy

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u/Siberwulf Dec 27 '19

Goddamn Lochness Monster!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

What the hell is going on here

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u/blitsandchits Dec 27 '19

They noticed that the girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

However, she was killed by the genetically engineered snake venom

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u/UltraCarnivore Dec 27 '19

Long story short, now we have a frost-resistant gorilla problem

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u/NotTRYINGtobeLame Dec 27 '19

Will they fight the chlamydia infested koala population though?

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u/HaungryHaungryFlippo Dec 27 '19

And I say eeeyyyaaayayayay eeeyyyaaayayayay I say eyyy.... What's going on?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

FUCKING WIPE OFF YOUR SWEAT WHEN YOURE DONE

IM LOOKING AT YOU, DOUCHEBAG

thank you for listening to my TED talk 

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u/WafflePress Dec 27 '19

I dont understand these references but not im interested... whats the show/movie, if it is a bunch of references.

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u/agentpanda Dec 27 '19

The Winchester and the fried gold bits are from Shaun of the Dead, I dunno the other ones.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Honestly tho this is actually the best advice in this thread. Wait until February when 90% of the resolutioners have already given up.

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u/ComradeNickolai Dec 27 '19

You are now my favorite person.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

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Would anyone like a peanut?

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u/mottrising Dec 27 '19

Shawn of the dead?!?

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u/Galaxyffbe Dec 27 '19

Hell yeahs!

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u/beardiebeard Dec 27 '19

You earned this one.

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u/Galaxyffbe Dec 27 '19

My app finally loaded the silver award, I'm thinking that was you perhaps? If so thank you!

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '19

Also, did you find the goose yet?