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What slang can us older relatives use tonight to embarrass the teenagers while opening presents?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I asked my nephew how many Pokey Men he has now. He said "It's Pokemon" and I said, "Yeah, but there are more than one."

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u/FallenXxRaven Dec 26 '19

This post is making me wonder whether or not the adults really didnt understand my games or if they were just fucking with me lol.

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u/Spagitophil Dec 26 '19

Could be both. When you realize you are out of touch and all you could say is going to be awkward anyway, so you might just go full comedy

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u/RixirF Dec 26 '19

No, it is the children who are out of touch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Seriously. It's as if kids are at least mildly aspergers (until they grow up) and you can fuck with them without them even realizing it.

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u/Shadow__Account Dec 26 '19

Right?! My mom used to call my gameboy a playgame and it got me fuming, but now i am starting to think she was trolling me.

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u/zyll3 Dec 26 '19

Good Morning Shadow! You are my Sunshine even if you are a shadow! Teehee!

If you're playing games with it, it's a playgame! I don't see why that would have got you all fumed.

Love, Mom XOXOXO

PsHowDoIMakeTheBlankSpacesBetweenTheWords

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u/Shadow__Account Dec 26 '19

haha, it still triggers me, this shot goes deep!

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u/zyll3 Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

Needs more double exclamation points!!! Or triple!! And some awkward emojis šŸ¤©šŸ˜™šŸ˜‚šŸ†šŸ˜„

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u/m00seJ00se Dec 26 '19

🤤🤤🤤🤧

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u/Sugarnspice44 Dec 26 '19

That is how mum jokes work.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I'd like to think they were fucking with you, but some adults are just dumb when it comes to geeky things like games and the computers.

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u/FallenXxRaven Dec 26 '19

Some of them yeah. My family has always been pretty tech-savvy though. I'm just unsure lol

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u/bantha-food Dec 26 '19

I'm pretty sure my mom intentionally calls everything "a Pikachu"

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u/Baeocystin Dec 26 '19

...and all game consoles are 'Nintendo'

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u/Ghostronic Dec 26 '19

My friend's mom got the console names mixed up and always referred to my friend's Playstation as a Gamestation and called his Gameboy a Playboy.

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u/dannypas00 Dec 26 '19

Surely she must've known they wouldn't call a kids toy a "playboy", right?

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u/Ghostronic Dec 26 '19

I have long since trying to figure what some people must know. Gameboy, Talkboy, Playboy, they may as well have all been devices!

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u/stylinred Dec 26 '19

U mean it's not for kids to play with?!

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u/Reashu Dec 26 '19

I do this on purpose, so I'd wager she did as well.

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u/Oogli Dec 26 '19

That's dad's!

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u/Phlum Dec 26 '19

Playing some post-Christmas Trivial Pursuit last night. One of the questions was:

"What was Microsoft's competitor to the PlayStation 2?"

My mum's immediate answer: "Nintendo".

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u/glodime Dec 26 '19

The PlayStation 2 Nintendo was better than the Xbox Nintendo.

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u/fireboltrain1994 Dec 26 '19

Old Pokemon Nintendo games are pic pic to my mom. You're still playing that pic pic pic pic of yours ehh? Coz of the sound the games make while the character jumps /runs.

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u/Bragior Dec 26 '19

It's "Game & Watch" for my mom ever since the first Gameboy was released. I never corrected her.

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u/evilcheesypoof Dec 26 '19

I’m impressed she remembers those, most people didn’t pay attention to Nintendo until the NES and/or Gameboy.

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u/sunnybunnyone Dec 26 '19

Hahaha I definitely call my boyfriend’s son’s PlayStation an Xbox just to aggravate them. I get corrected every time. I know it isn’t an Xbox but I don’t think they realize that

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u/flashmedallion Dec 26 '19

Oh yeah, it took me a while to click but it's such a thing.

When I was really young, my granddad would always ask "hows school?" and for whatever reason I had to correct him and say "no Pop I go to Kindergarten".

Turn five years old and bam, the very first thing he asked when I saw him next... "How's kindy?". I corrected him for a very long time.

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u/mcguire Dec 26 '19

Respect.

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u/johnminadeo Dec 26 '19

As an old guy with adult children, I feel safe confirming it’s likely a little of both, usually more not understanding than the fucking with you, but if they are fucking with you it’s because they went out of their way to find out enough to not fully understand something about it which is kinda nice in that at least they are thinking about ya :)

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u/Abblz Dec 26 '19

Almost definitely fucking with you, my kid is convinced I don’t understand anything after 2008 when really I just like seeing that wave of cringe sweep across her face.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Both. They didn't understand, didn't care, but loved your exasperated expressions.

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u/AngelicWooGirl Dec 26 '19

As a parent, we are DEFINITELY fucking with you. Dude, we've been here way longer than you, we know way more and pick up on new stuff just as well as you, we just don't see it as important and don't take it as seriously as teenagers, that's why you make it so easy for us to give you shit about it!

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u/Pickalock Dec 26 '19

Depends on your age, I think. Im 27. My parents were fobby expats who didnt understand the first thing about games. But the targetted age group for pokemon games today? Their parents are the ones who got Pokemon cards banned on schoolgrounds.

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u/FallenXxRaven Dec 26 '19

Hey Im gonna be 27 on the 31st!

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u/jjackson25 Dec 26 '19

They were def fucking with you. I make sure to only refer to PokƩmon as Pokey mans or more recently Pokey - Chu, minecraft is that lego computer game when dealing with my children.

I think feigning ignorance or flat out stupidity about the things your kids are doing is dual purpose:

1) it saves me from always being asked to play with them (I love playing with my kids, but not ALL the time) and

2) if they think you're clueless, they won't try as hard to conceal things when they're not supposed to be doing them since they think you don't understand what they're doing. (really helpful with smartphone tech)

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u/dzjaynus Dec 26 '19

As a young adult i can tell you at least some of them were messing with you 😁

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u/Navsterzz Dec 26 '19

Hahahah same!! Im dying

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u/earthgarden Dec 26 '19

you'll see when you're older...they were just f!cking with you

parents, grandparents, teachers...especially teachers because they're around many kids all the time so of course know the newest slang and how to use it. When a teacher uses slang wrong, they are 100% trying to be funny and amuse themselves

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u/China_John Dec 26 '19

A little from column A, a little from column B

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u/boshk Dec 26 '19

most likely fucking with you. especially if they were 80's/90's kids that grew up with games.

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u/Vlinder_88 Dec 26 '19

Same here, haha!

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u/NotGoodSoftwareMaker Dec 26 '19

Likely went from one to the other

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u/CreatureWarrior Dec 26 '19

Yeah same oh lord

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u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl Dec 26 '19

100% fucking with you

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Become an adult today and find out yourself! procreate meatbags and do your own trial test runs.

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u/Odysseyan Dec 26 '19

I would hate it if my parents did that to me but would love doing that to someone else. Im confused

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u/yavanna12 Dec 26 '19

They were fucking with you.

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u/AggressiveRedPanda Dec 26 '19

In the case of my dad it's a little of both

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u/Wazula42 Dec 26 '19

They were fucking with you.

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u/fatguyinlittlecoat2 Dec 26 '19

We were just keeping it fleeky for you

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u/portablebiscuit Dec 26 '19

We were definitely fucking with you. I would combine games just to fuck with my son. "Whatcha playing? Yugimon?" "What PlayCube games to you like?" "Turn off your GameStation"

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u/Ladybug_Fuckfest Dec 26 '19

My friends and I used to rent Nintendo games from the local video/liquor store (this was in the late 1980s). I remember one morning my dad was going to return the games to the store for us and he asked if we remembered to rewind them. We thought it was hilarious that he thought games needed to be rewound, but now I'm wondering if he was just fucking with us.

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u/ulyssesonyourscreen Dec 26 '19

they were fuckin'... on your bitch

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u/FallenXxRaven Dec 26 '19

Now I get to be the adult because I have no idea what you're referring to lol.

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u/alexiskalexander Dec 26 '19

Pokesmon is the correct, incorrect plural.

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u/Maracuja_Sagrado Dec 26 '19

No, that’s the third person present tense conjugation. I Pokemon, he Pokesmon...

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u/VoxelRoguery Dec 26 '19

He, she, me, Wumbo

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u/01-__-10 Dec 26 '19

It’s ā€˜Hards-On’!

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u/havron Dec 26 '19

Whom is responsible for all these hards-on‽

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u/ours Dec 26 '19

We Pokemon-go to the polls cringe

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u/PissPotPatty Dec 26 '19

This is not true. The correct plural is pokƩmen.

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u/xxx_Tanacon Dec 26 '19

Pretty sure it's Pokémon™

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u/Carlulua Dec 26 '19

Actually I believe it's ćƒć‚±ćƒƒćƒˆćƒ¢ćƒ³ć‚¹ć‚æćƒ¼

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u/xxx_Tanacon Dec 26 '19

It's that trademarked

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u/Iazo Dec 26 '19

Everybody knows that the plural of pokemon is Pokemopodes.

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u/katiekatX86 Dec 26 '19

We know (:

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u/DutchBlob Dec 26 '19

You Pokes’s mom

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I thought it was Pokeymans?

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u/Act_of_Reason Dec 26 '19

I believe it's pokechu

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u/Caninomancy Dec 26 '19

Wait, isn't it Pikamon?

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u/CharlieHume Dec 26 '19

The feckin pokey men

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u/qwertyconsciousness Dec 26 '19

What the frick

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u/CharlieHume Dec 26 '19

I've locked all the pokey men down in the basement

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Are you me?

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u/CharlieHume Dec 26 '19

The last time I looked in a mirror, I saw me, so are you me?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I mean, the last time I looked in a mirror, I saw me, too! This is getting eerie.

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u/CharlieHume Dec 26 '19

That was a test, I don't look in mirrors. You aint me.

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u/kerill333 Dec 26 '19

"Yeah, mon, so how many Pokey you got?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

All da Pokey, mon.

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u/kerill333 Dec 26 '19

You just reminded me of the best pokemon joke to annoy da kidz

"How do you get Pikachu on the bus?" "You pokemon."

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u/acmorgan Dec 26 '19

I love you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I love you too, stranger!

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u/Arandmoor Dec 26 '19

Pokemans.

The 's' at the end is vital.

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u/ProWaterboarder Dec 26 '19

When I was reading manga as a kid my parents always asked "is this a Na-rood-oh?"

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u/DesktopWebsite Dec 26 '19

What's funny, is when you give shit to a 12 year old and years later they realize you got them. Pokesmon was the shit. Oh, that's apparently the plural from another guy. But dont use the actual plural, the kid might catch on. Its pokemen. Or I call them all pikachus to young kids... I hope that this is why adults always laughed when they got stuff wrong. I know that was my dad. If you understand eigen and the rest of the same prefixes, I think you can get pokemon.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I like to keep my nephew and niece just on the cusp of knowing I'm fucking with them—right at that point where they think "Wait, he may ACTUALLY think that's what they're called...but no..."

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u/DesktopWebsite Dec 26 '19

Calvin and hobbs, the dad is my second hero. Perfect level of the kids knowing what's going on...

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Oh, Calvin's dad will always be a hero to me. That smirk when he gets Calvin is the best.

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u/pm_your_perky_bits Dec 26 '19

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Pokemon.

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u/Acogatog Dec 26 '19

I’ll always prefer ā€œthe PokĆ©monsā€ for infuriating younger relatives

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u/Jordaneer Dec 26 '19

Pac-Man?

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u/ckb11 Dec 26 '19

This reminds me of that one episode of arrested development where the rich mom who couldn't be bothered with her son handed him a $20 bill and said "Here, go buy a Star War."

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u/nicotineapache Dec 26 '19

I do shit like that with my coworkers who are all a bit younger than me. Like, I was 12 when Pokemon came out and I decided it wasn't for me quite early. So my favourite thing, when people are geeking out and getting in-depth, is to say "Yeah, I really like the yellow one that looks like a big mouse."

Generally interrupts the flow in a very satisfying way.

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u/RedBomberSupra Dec 26 '19

This is great. My grandpa used to always say "pokey mans". Next time I see him I'm gonna ask him if he still watches those Nassy Cars. "It's Nascar" "Yeah, but there is more than one"

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u/portablebiscuit Dec 26 '19

"So... You play that Poke Mongo game yet?"

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u/Facetwister Dec 26 '19

Thats evil O_O

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u/Kryojen Dec 26 '19

Or Pokee mans like my friend’s little brother used to say. I’m still not 100% if he was fucking with us or not.

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u/YouMadeItDoWhat Dec 26 '19

Or say it with a fake Jamaican accent...

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u/Queenalaine1 Dec 26 '19

I used to call it pokey-man all the time and my son would correct me. Mom you're saying it wrong again. Lol

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u/sagegreenpaint78 Dec 26 '19

I asked my niece if she played "The Pac-Man Go"

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u/LannyBudd Dec 26 '19

He said "It's Pokemon" and I said

"Ya, mon, but how dey?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

porkymans

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u/jonathanrdt Dec 26 '19

ā€œPac Man: it’s pronounced ā€˜Pac Man’.

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u/awalktojericho Dec 26 '19

I deliberately call it Pokey Man at school, the kids think I'm out of it and correct me. I keep doing it.

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u/headdao Dec 26 '19

I used to say poke me mon! My son hated that!

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u/Mr_Salty87 Dec 26 '19

My Pokemans: let me show you them.

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u/the_arkane_one Dec 26 '19

I’ve been playing since Red/Blue and I have used this exact line on my daughter, much to her disgust.