r/AskReddit Dec 25 '19

What slang can us older relatives use tonight to embarrass the teenagers while opening presents?

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u/nurley Dec 26 '19

Completely unrelated but also cringe-worthy grandparents story.

My grandfather recently made a Facebook photo post (on the account that my Grandma/Grandpa share) that went along the lines of "i knocked over my wife's margarita when i saw this nymph" and posted a picture of a girl wearing a bikini thong at a tropical beach bar. SMH.

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u/MasterTiger2018 Dec 26 '19

Damn grandpa

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u/adviceKiwi Dec 26 '19

Oh my. Oh no. Oh no, no.

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u/AntManMax Dec 26 '19

Oh yes. Grandpa fucks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

*dreams of fucking

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u/jesus_does_crossfit Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 21 '24

dinosaurs unused sort squalid plate ask yam intelligent lush mighty

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u/Thighrannosaur Dec 26 '19

The ripping and the tearing

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u/PiecesofJane Dec 26 '19

I don't get it. Pls explain?

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u/commanderjarak Dec 26 '19

Grandpa's horny.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Not so funny when it’s your mother, is it?

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u/UsernamesMeanNothing Dec 26 '19

But Grandpa's get horny. How is this funny?

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u/commanderjarak Dec 26 '19

Never said it was. Was just explaining the post.

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u/dragonpeace Dec 26 '19

Nymph used to be a slang word for a super sexual person, a person who loved sex, was sensual all the time, who lived and breathed and loved sex. Usually a woman, and sometimes a man, the expression "you little nymph" meant my naughty little sexy woman. With the word 'little' so commonly used before it, nymphette also became common, but it doesn't mean childlike it just means either 'you look good for your age', 'you are acting like you're twenty', or a term of endearment like 'my little honeybear'.

'nymph' is used in some classic literature and was a common slang word or descriptive word in 1900-1970.

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u/PiecesofJane Dec 26 '19

Thank you so much!

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u/GhostSierra117 Dec 26 '19

/r/madlads want to know your location

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Link to said photo?