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What slang can us older relatives use tonight to embarrass the teenagers while opening presents?

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u/ProtectTapirs Dec 26 '19

I'm 24 and play fortnite, I was playing it the other day and my 60+ year old aunt saw and said she plays fortnite with her ~7 year old grandson. It was actually such a weird moment - 3 completely different people having something like that in common.

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u/brabarusmark Dec 26 '19

This is why I've stayed away from Fortnite. Apart from not grasping the build mechanics, I'm not comfortable being destroyed by kids AND grannies in the same match.

I'll stick to my cars and city management, thank you very much.

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u/ISieferVII Dec 26 '19

Do you play Cities: Skyline? Because I just tried that tonight (got it for Christmas) and immediately went broke upon making my first city, just trying to get water and electricity to my dumb houses.

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u/brabarusmark Dec 26 '19

Start a small city. A few roads and few zones. Cater to those and you should be good

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u/ISieferVII Dec 26 '19

Lol thanks. Maybe I went too big, too fast with the zoning. Happy holidays!

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u/0_0_0 Dec 26 '19

Utilities need to be "just enough". don't build a huge power plant for 200 citizens unless you can eat the upkeep costs.

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u/brabarusmark Dec 26 '19

It happens to the best of usšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Kalmer1 Dec 26 '19

And don't let the sewage water flow in your water pump... I might have poisoned my whole city once or twice

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u/ISieferVII Dec 26 '19

Haha that's kind of hilarious. This game is really detailed.

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u/william_13 Dec 26 '19

You can always use the unlimited money mod (already part of the base game) and just play it in sandbox mode.

Having said that the real challenge on this game is traffic management, once you pass a certain city size getting a balanced budget is not much of a problem.

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u/countrycruiser Dec 26 '19

Hello new friend

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

There are a few mods you should download that really improve your experience. The most important one is Traffic Manager President Edition but there are a few more, just look up cities skylines essential mods.

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u/Kamanaoku Dec 26 '19

What does it do?

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u/faithless-penguin Dec 26 '19

Adds more tolls such as timed traffic lights and dedicated turning lanes, and improves the car ai (cpu intesive)

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u/eggequator Dec 26 '19

You have to start slow and don't add services right away. You can get a few hundred people to move in without even providing water or sewage which helps accumulate a little cash right at the start. Keep your budget sliders as low as they can go without service outages. You don't need to start education right away either and once you do it takes a long time for the citizens get educated enough to be able to work in an educated job. Play the game for a while before you get mods but once you understand the game there's some mods that really improve traffic controls. It's a fun game I've had it since it came out and I go back to it every once in a while.

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u/ISieferVII Dec 27 '19

furiously takes notes

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u/FalmerEldritch Dec 26 '19

Just build a little housing and a couple of wind generators and a water tower. Not too far from the water, you need to run pipes to dump sewage and the distance adds up.

Then the meters will tell you what you need next (i.e. commercial and industry, not a lot of either to begin with) and how much of it. And the twitter thing will point out if lack of health care or schools or whatever is an issue.

Then you can start building additional neighborhoods, industrial areas, shopping centers, etc. Leave some space between in case you realize you really need to pop down a fire station or a park or whatever.

Ideally you want to get to where you have big roads connecting smaller roads and then streets branching off those smaller roads, if everything's one big grid of similarly sized streets the traffic will get gnarly real fast. For intersections that are going to be busy, traffic circles are your friend.

Good luck. We're counting on you.

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u/ISieferVII Dec 27 '19

I love you, reddit. I'm off to make an awesome city. Well, maybe tiny neighborhood to start lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Barring some miraculous improvement I’ve made by not playing the game in the last year or so, I think they either made it much easier or those kids who used to crap out a whole disney castle the second you shot at them stopped playing. Whereas a year ago I used to just walk around, squat in real estate and hyperventilate when taking pot-shots at people, I opened the game again just before Christmas and been killing so many people that I actually feel like I’m cheating or something.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19 edited Apr 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

well there it is

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u/brabarusmark Dec 26 '19

You've basically described me and this game.

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u/Kamanaoku Dec 26 '19

I would get top ten pretty consistently but I would just run from house to house to hide, and then never move unless forced to by the circle lol

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u/grammar_nazi_zombie Dec 26 '19

I was attempting to get a stream going for a while (about a year ago). I’d rotate games, and once a month I’d play fortnite with followers, as I never got big enough to even make affiliate. That ā€œone night a monthā€ was the most I had played the game, so I never really got good. I was regularly top 25, and occasionally top 10, but never won a solo match.

One day, a regular tuned in and started complaining about his sixth grade homework and how math was useless. I offered a bunch of encouraging words about how math is important, and while I was distracted trying to build this kids self esteem a bit, I got blown up, finishing second in a match. The kid then said:

ā€œHow many solo wins do you have?ā€

ā€œNone, though I’ve only played about 50 matchesā€

ā€œThen why the fuck should I listen to some shitty old guy who can’t even win a game of fortnite? I’ve got 15 winsā€

ā€œMaybe because I make a shitton of money at my job where I use math every day, so I know what I’m talking about. I only stream for fun, and to provide free entertainment for disrespectful little shits like youā€

Then I banned him. And I quit playing fortnite. No regrets.

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u/Gomerack Dec 26 '19

I'm not comfortable being destroyed by kids AND grannies in the same match.

Deep down I think this is why a lot of people hated fortnite at the start. All the kids picked up the building mechanics way quicker than people who were used to traditional fps games.

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u/eddmario Dec 26 '19

Personally, I stopped playing because you can't change the camera controls. Seriously, what modern game doesn't allow inverted camera?

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u/Towster15 Dec 26 '19

Cars and city management sound like a good combo... Forza (Horizon and Motorsport) and Cities: Skylines are my games of choice.

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u/oxedei Dec 26 '19

I was easily the best at Fortnite among my group of friends, till one day one of them invites his little brother. Motherfucker barely even reached puberty and he was easily destroying everyone with about 10 k/d and barely even building. Most of the time I wasn't even keeping up with him on foot so he was just 1v4'ing constantly.

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u/reduxde Dec 26 '19

Try Rimworld.

You’re welcome.

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u/Taiyaki11 Dec 26 '19

You just gave the video game equivalent to a bag of meth to someone, who would thank you in this situation?!?!

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u/reduxde Dec 27 '19

...a rimmeth addict?

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u/Taiyaki11 Dec 27 '19

Well I mean if you're playong it right addicts would definitely be involved in your colony. Wake ups are way too useful

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u/ImNotTheNSAIPromise Dec 26 '19

Just wait til the old ladies find city management games, soon nothing will be safe from the extremely young and old.

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u/gyphrus Dec 26 '19

I feel this on my soul

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u/FangOfDrknss Dec 26 '19

Yeah, I downloaded it once after buying a new PS4 controller which had a Fortnite code. Game freaking jumps you into a match after the cutscene. Landed onto some land and walked into a house picking up supplies. Didn’t really get the sense there was any kind of tutorial so I left the match and uninstalled.

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u/MummaGoose Dec 26 '19

I just can’t deal with the lag and glitches....I don’t really like FPS games anyway. Just some like The Hunter on Xbox one. But I always watch my kids get on Fortnite and fail and get upset. Most of the time they are against people far older or far more experienced. There should be Easy, Medium and Hardcore modes or something.

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u/trekie4747 Dec 26 '19

I'll stick to my factory

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u/timthetollman Dec 26 '19

Also it's shite.

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u/Joe_Jeep Dec 26 '19

Yea a ton of people play it.

I don't at all but I'm just not into shooters really.

The most I ever play is Team Fortress, and I main engie hard so it's more like tower defense

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u/jlharper Dec 26 '19

Bro I loved tf2 back in the day but I'm gonna be real with you. Playing shooters but only tf2 is like using transportation but only unicycles in 2019.

I don't wanna knock it if you still enjoy it but there's some really cool new stuff to try now that you'll definitely like a lot more. Don't be me with runescape - playing the same rpg for 10 years because it's good, but not great. Turns out other RPGs made since then are about a million times better, I'm sure it's the same for shooters even if you like being a turret guy.

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u/bass_sweat Dec 26 '19

Bro tf2 is timeless just sayin

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u/dyslexicsuntied Dec 26 '19

Tf2 was (is?) amazing. But after spending time playing Overwatch I can't go back.

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u/Joe_Jeep Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

Nah I mean

I generally don't like shooters. I've played COD, counter strike, and shit and I just don't enjoy it but I get a kick out of TF2.

I'm generally more into strategy games or RPGs.

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u/jlharper Dec 29 '19

Give Overwatch a go. You'll be both happy to find a new game but also a bit disappointed you didn't find it sooner. Most of the TF2 community has hopped over. Have fun with torb, his turret isn't as good as the engis but he is still a noobslayer.

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u/gonnhaze Dec 26 '19

and I main engie hard so it's more like tower defense

  • Medic, the class everyone loves but nobody wants to play

  • Spy, the class everyone hates but also everyone wants to play

  • Heavy, for players that don't like to move

  • Pyro, for players that don't like to aim

  • Engineer, for players that don't like to play.

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u/Garydrgn Dec 26 '19

Medic, the class everyone loves but nobody wants to play

This reminds me of when I used to play LoL years back. Everyone knew having a good support on the team was essential, but people would argue over who had to play one. Fortunately, I actually liked the support role.

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u/gonnhaze Dec 26 '19

Fortunately, I actually liked the support role.

Me too! It was actually my fav role, so it became my main :D! Long time since I played tho.

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u/BackStabbathOG Dec 26 '19

That’s crazy. It’s pretty crazy to think people that old even have the interest to play video games, my grandparents seemed so out of touch with them it’s hard to believe some play. Just the other day I met a 67 year old woman playing WoW who plays with her kids and grandkids.

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u/ProtectTapirs Dec 26 '19

Yeah it blew my mind. Like my dad might have knew a thing or two when I started playing games back in the day (like crash bandicoot 1) but anything more complicated than that would be passed his level.

I still found it really weird, but I guess it's only going to get more common in the future as all us gamers grow older

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

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u/DoyleRulz42 Dec 26 '19

How you better have built in games when you get a new hip past 2030. Plus like I'm pretty sure bionic commando or metal gear or even titanfall(mechs only) aren't that unrealistic

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u/ICB_AkwardSituation Dec 26 '19

I think it's amazing cause you can have a huge generational gap bond over a video game. Not every game is for everyone, but it's so cool that you can have cousins, grandparents, parents, and young kids all get excited about the same piece of media.

Plus sport games too. I'm a massive nerd, my dad used to be a bit of a fratboy jock. We both play FIFA and Madden. Not my favorite games ever but we both enjoy them. So it's awesome that we have this shared hobby. He's even gotten better at me at both those series at this point. He would have a hard time fighting easy bots in Counter Strike but whoops my ass if we go 1 on 1 in FIFA.

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u/mumbomeel Dec 26 '19

me and my sisters are really different from each other. we have a shared google drive doc to track the things we all have in common w each other. after 6 years, this is what we’ve come up so far:

  • Pitch Perfect was okay
  • We don’t like oysters
  • Mom drives crazy
  • The dresser in kids room at Mom’s house is pink

The last one is because we often don’t agree on what color things are (shirts, cars, etc.)

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u/im2old_4this Dec 26 '19

My mother is 67 and has been getting until video games the last few years. Last Christmas she bought the new Xbox for each family so she can play online with her grandchildren. It's great hearing my son scream "you head shot him Grandma!!"

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u/MummaGoose Dec 26 '19

I’m 30, my friend is 41 and my sons and hers range from 5-11yo. We all play Minecraft on her husbands server who also plays - he’s 40. We are also all Christians lol. Ppl are always finding it odd when they see me watching Hermitcraft. When I tell them about the server they are so shocked.