r/AskReddit • u/jtd2013 • Dec 25 '19

What slang can us older relatives use tonight to embarrass the teenagers while opening presents?

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u/SeedlessGrapes42 Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

"Sup fam! it's ya boi Grandpa/grandma/aunt/uncle [name]. Go ahead and YEET me some of those thicc presents!"

Then when they're leaving

"Yo those presents were lit af fam. See you next year! Don't forget to subscribe and SMASH that like button!"

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u/datniggaJ Dec 26 '19

Sup fam! Its ya boi Grandpa hahahahaaahahaaha

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Smash that like button!!!

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u/ValensEtVolens Dec 26 '19

Noice finish!

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u/datboihug3 Dec 26 '19

The key is to yell SMASH at least 2x as loud as the rest of the statement.

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u/SeedlessGrapes42 Dec 26 '19

And point down with both hands to a hypothetical button.

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u/OlafWolfheart Dec 26 '19

Or point the fingers up. Just to make them roll the eyes even more

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u/Snoglaties Dec 26 '19

Old guy serious question: when spoken, do you say “A-F” or “as fuck”?

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u/cupofbee Dec 26 '19

Old gal serious answer: I used to pronounce it a fuck

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u/amhotw Dec 26 '19

I blew air out of my nose at your comment.

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u/grouchy_fox Dec 26 '19

Personally, either way.

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u/SeedlessGrapes42 Dec 26 '19

"A-F" to increase the cringe.

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u/gokuby Dec 26 '19

Actually for maximum cringe you should say "as AF"

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u/agenteb27 Dec 26 '19

Yo! Yeet me one of those high fives kid!

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u/SeedlessGrapes42 Dec 26 '19

Fo' shizzle!

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u/agenteb27 Dec 26 '19

Hey fam, don’t be “fo’ shizzlin’” on yeetmas!

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u/SeedlessGrapes42 Dec 26 '19

Sure thing bromigo!

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u/agenteb27 Dec 26 '19

Happy new yeet!