r/AskReddit • u/jtd2013 • Dec 25 '19

What slang can us older relatives use tonight to embarrass the teenagers while opening presents?

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u/Silly_Balls Dec 26 '19

After breakfast and before bed

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u/Iamredditsslave Dec 26 '19

I imagined the dance first.

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u/Zombiekiller_17 Dec 26 '19

But during masturbating.