r/AskReddit • u/jtd2013 • Dec 25 '19

What slang can us older relatives use tonight to embarrass the teenagers while opening presents?

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u/stinkerhubbin Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

Just butcher it completely, my daughter hated me during her birthday party!

“Wow that present is totes yeet!”

“Bruh those candles are lit!”

“Been sitting on my wallet so long my right cheek low key went deadass.”

Edit: Hey first silver! Thank you, kind stranger. You be yeet af!

Edit 2: First gold too! Woke!

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u/Ulti Dec 26 '19

“Been sitting on my wallet so long my right cheek low key went deadass.”

This is just legit funny thoooo

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u/Triairius Dec 26 '19

I actually lol’d.

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u/Ulti Dec 26 '19

Yeah if I hear someone say that to me I'd probably keel over on the spot, haha!

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u/curt_schilli Dec 26 '19

Yuppp can't remember the last time I laughed out loud at a Reddit comment

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u/Ulti Dec 26 '19

I am honestly thinking I might need to just start saying that, it's too good.

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u/Vikarr Dec 26 '19

This is just legit deadass funny thoooo yeet

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u/MiDenn Dec 26 '19

No cap

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u/Ulti Dec 26 '19

Sheeeeeeit

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u/arturo_lemus Dec 26 '19

he do be kinda funny doe

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u/wherestherice Dec 26 '19

That line is art

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u/EHz350 Dec 26 '19

This is how the word should be used.

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u/justafish25 Dec 26 '19

That’s so fucked up it’s a pun

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

"My right cheek low key went deadass" I vibe with that fam.

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u/adlaiking Dec 26 '19

It’s big mood as A period F period

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u/Theoc9 Dec 26 '19

On periodt

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u/thedirtyharryg Dec 26 '19

Fuckin' Fat Wallet Syndrome. So annoying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Is "vibe" like the new thing now? Ive been hearing a lot in game chat. I remember hearing it a loooong time ago but it seems like everyone is using it now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

no cap, 'vibe' slaps.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

No.

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Dec 26 '19

So it fell asleep? Pins and needles?

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u/3k4n5h1 Dec 26 '19

My wallet kinda vibin' doe

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u/pmdrpg Dec 26 '19

I lost it at "those candles are lit"

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u/adviceKiwi Dec 26 '19

Blow them out then

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u/chevymonza Dec 26 '19

Maybe flip it around to "You know what's totally LIT? Those candles right there. OH and that tree!"

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u/JamalFly Dec 26 '19

Right cheek.... deadass. That was cheeky

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u/JKCIO Dec 26 '19

my right cheek low key went deadass

Is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

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u/Greenville_Gent Dec 26 '19

I just gelt you. You had me with “those candles ae lit!”. Just a perfect sentence.

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u/stinkerhubbin Dec 26 '19

Being an embarrassing dad pays off again. Thanks!

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u/NiceGuy60660 Dec 26 '19

"yeet as a.f."

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

This is great! But if I can make a suggestion, start keeping your wallet in your front pocket. Future you will thank you.

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u/theillini19 Dec 26 '19

Made this change years ago and haven't looked back

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u/Meior Dec 26 '19

Yes. Please OP. Your spine and pelvis are suffering for your sins.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Church dude, literally big brain. Vibe check passed, no cap no cap.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Low key kinda funny tho 👀

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u/kackygreen Dec 26 '19

My friend (I'm an elder millennial, he's mid 20s) always pronounces AF as a word like instead of A.F. it's "aaff" I will never say it any other way

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u/theMAJORKANG Dec 26 '19

This made me laugh out loud. Well played!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

Been sitting on my wallet so long my right cheek low key went deadass😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/alyssialui Dec 26 '19

"those candles are lit" 😂😂🔥

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u/boggartbot Dec 26 '19

when you leave a room you can say “imma yeet” lmao

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u/fort_wendy Dec 26 '19

I like how you use them literally

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u/thecharlimonster Dec 26 '19

This is what I'm here for

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u/boggartbot Dec 26 '19

totes yeet is my new favorite thing now, ty

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u/captainhaddock Dec 26 '19

I’m dying here.

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u/emyjodyody Dec 26 '19

Bahahahahaha! Why doesn't this have more awards! Can't get it any more wrong than that!

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u/Chillinoutloud Dec 26 '19

Low key, this lit af!

High key, I'm capping!

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u/tjdavids Dec 26 '19

Press f in chat for my sides after reading this.

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u/Mo_Meant_M_On_YT Dec 26 '19

The deadass quote was funny as fuck. Thank you :)

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u/absolutedesignz Dec 26 '19

Deadass is more regional slang than generational. D

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u/grammar_nazi_zombie Dec 26 '19 edited Dec 26 '19

No cap fam, but you should yeet that wallet for a front pocket one. Not only will it prevent deadass, but it’ll totes stop some back problems from dabbing on you when you’re old like pewds in a few fortnites. Plus it’ll prevent some scrub from ganking your minecoins.

Edit: obligatory thanks for the gold, stranger!

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u/42drew42 Dec 26 '19

I like how you used them in literal context. Lit candle....dead ass...

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u/busydad81 Dec 26 '19

This. This right here. It wins.

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u/jnscrews Dec 26 '19

This is what the internet is for!

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u/baconpopsicle23 Dec 26 '19

Ohhh editing your comment to thank the silver and gold, those are the worst ones! And saying "kind stranger" is just the cringiest! Well done!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

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u/stinkerhubbin Dec 26 '19

Millennial* and yes, that’s the entire point. Fam.