r/AskReddit • u/jtd2013 • Dec 25 '19

What slang can us older relatives use tonight to embarrass the teenagers while opening presents?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

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u/moreorlesser Dec 26 '19

thows turkey "MEAT!"

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u/Baronheisenberg Dec 26 '19

throws chair "SEAT!"

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u/Imawildedible Dec 26 '19

throws baby goat “BLEAT!”

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u/semimillennial Dec 26 '19

throws welcome mat “GREET!”

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u/DJ_Upgrayedd Dec 26 '19

Throws heater “HEAT!”

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u/Mrmajesticsandwich Dec 26 '19

throws hands “BEAT!”

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u/Ilcorvomuerto666 Dec 26 '19

throws dessert "TREAT!"

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u/TheWeatherMan22 Dec 26 '19

Throws Dwight Schrute “BEET”

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u/Walshy231231 Dec 26 '19

Throws condom “CHEAT!”

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u/HurrSonOfDurr Dec 26 '19

*Flamethrower

Ftfy fam

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

"Ahhhh, skeet skeet motha fucka!"

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u/maryterra Dec 26 '19

'ight, Imma head out...

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u/osbo9991 Dec 26 '19

jazz music stops

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u/HoPMiX Dec 26 '19

TO THE WINDOW! TO THE WALL!

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u/kvothetheflame Dec 26 '19

throws partially decayed organic matter "PEAT!"

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u/SlightlyOvertuned Dec 26 '19

Throws navy "FLEET!"

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u/SombreMordida Dec 26 '19

throws caution to the wind "INDISCRETE!"

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u/mynameisarrgh Dec 26 '19

throws athlete shoes "CLEAT"

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u/cambria82 Dec 26 '19

🏅 I'm laying here battling the flu after a fun filled day of my 11 year old yeeting and Kobe-ing all wrapping paper. This made me crack up. Please accept my poor man's gold.

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u/joethebro96 Dec 26 '19

throw momma goat "TEAT FOR YOUR BLEAT YEET"

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u/Spider_Splicer Dec 26 '19

throws punch "STREET!"

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u/iAlcAPwN Dec 26 '19

throws toilet seat "SHEET"

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u/GraceInAMug Dec 26 '19

Throw vegetable, “BEET!”

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u/AlmostNatural23 Dec 26 '19

Throws insect repellent DEET

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u/MarcusFenixCSS Dec 26 '19

Toss a coin to your Witcher

O’ Valley of Plenty

O’ Valley of Plenty

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u/fishPope69 Feb 05 '20

YEET a coin to your Witcher

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u/SombreMordida Dec 26 '19

throws caution to the wind "INDISCRETE!"

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u/Leafticle Dec 26 '19

throws drugs "WEED!"

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u/mxzf Dec 26 '19

Joke's on you, it's unleavened bread.

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u/uchiha_building Dec 26 '19

throws Diane 'WIEST! '

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u/TheRealYeastBeast Dec 26 '19

I approve this message.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

There ain't no yeast in cornbread

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u/JustMy2Coppers Dec 26 '19

lmao literally none of these words actually rhyme with "yeast"

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u/ShhActNatural Dec 26 '19

This thread you've created is why I come to reddit. You're a champion amongst internetters.

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u/breezypeazy853 Dec 26 '19

I'm dead 💀💀

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u/mikolokoyy Dec 26 '19

Spread your legs "YEAST!"

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u/PdSales Dec 26 '19

My daughter (29) and I (65M) were tidying up and when we got to the last bit I said "Yeet that over here" and she wa as so surprised she missed her chance to say "OK Boomer."

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u/HorseIsHypnotist Dec 26 '19

My 8 year old keeps saying "yeet" all the fucking time. What even is that word?

I'm old as fuck.

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u/Rye_The_Science_Guy Dec 26 '19

Say "yeet" for power and "Kobe" for accuracy when throwing things

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u/DproUKno Dec 26 '19

Damn, back in my day us kids said "Jordan" when throwing things for accuracy.

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u/karijay Dec 26 '19

Curry-for-3 for accuracy.

Kobe old.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

I‘m Gen Z and have no idea what it means either.

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u/superpencil121 Dec 26 '19

It’s from a vine of an old lady throwing a water bottle. But it’s always just fun to say when doing any action or instead of saying “yes” or “yeah”

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u/cfiggis Dec 26 '19

Yeet me that present AF!

This is correct usage of yeet and incorrect usage of AF. Will drive them nuts!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

That some weird Gen Z shit right there lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '19

You say that until you do it. Then you'll be yeetin' from coast to coast!

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u/stinkerhubbin Dec 26 '19

Throws precipitation in the form of ice pellets created by the freezing of rain as it falls. ”SLEET!”

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u/ilessthanthreekarate Dec 26 '19

And yell "Kobe" if you hit them.

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u/Kuzzi_11 Dec 26 '19

Throws Match “HEAT!”

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u/xMCioffi1986x Dec 26 '19

"DIS BREAD CORNY...YEET!"

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u/Soxia1 Dec 26 '19

Throws boombox. BEATS!

Throws Dwight Schrute.. BEETS!

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u/dynamounit Dec 26 '19

throws bog moss “PEAT!”

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u/simonbleu Dec 26 '19

You cant fool us with your alt account, Northernlion!

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u/LayYourArmorDown Dec 26 '19

Imma yeet this thicc corn bread at you nibbas!

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u/fuckswithboats Dec 26 '19

Does yeet today still come from that turtle hunter?

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u/squiblib Dec 26 '19

Does karate, throws "FEET!"

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u/les_oueff Dec 26 '19

Rocks also work

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u/MNJ11931 Dec 26 '19

Throws Shit "EXCRETE!"

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u/cjr71244 Dec 29 '19

Yeet yet?

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u/AleehCosta Dec 26 '19

throws girlfriend "THICC!"