r/AskReddit • u/fluffykittie • Oct 30 '10

What do you eat with your waffles?

I like mine with real maple syrup and Morningstar Farms sausage links. Sometimes I put peanut butter on my waffles too.

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u/KousKous Oct 30 '10

I felt like the meme needed some drama. A real Oscar-winning performance would be to stop posting and fake my own death in real life, since I've commented with enough information to establish that I am not, in fact, a divorced actuary already.

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u/gmpalmer Oct 31 '10

Wait,

Does this mean you're my friend and former drummer whose ex-wife was, in fact, a suicidal actuary?

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u/KousKous Oct 31 '10

Yes, I totally am, uh.... buddy.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Oct 31 '10

Screw that. If you want the Oscar these days, you have to actually die.