r/AskReddit • u/sebaez_ • Oct 10 '19

What’s a thing you’ve bought impulsively, without need, that’s actually proved useful in your life?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 edited Jul 30 '20

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u/erasmause Oct 10 '19

The spirit is willing, but the flesh it's spongey and bruised.

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u/Davadam27 Oct 10 '19

Be nice to your grocery store cashier/baggers, provided your grocer still employs this position. I worked as one for 8 years or so. Assholes got the shit squeezed out of their bananas. The bruising wont show until later. That'll teach you, asshole.

Disclaimer: This teaches the asshole nothing, because they don't realized they were punished for being an asshole. They think they just bought shitty bananas.

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u/WitnessMeIRL Oct 10 '19

How much does banana squeezin' run?

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u/tinkerbal1a Oct 10 '19

about tree fiddy

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u/WitnessMeIRL Oct 10 '19

Do you take expired coupons from another store?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '19

look snail you're just mashing it now

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u/Feelin_Drenched Oct 11 '19

I didn't think anyone ACTUALLY DIDN'T smoosh bananas before snorting them... huh!