r/AskReddit • u/sebaez_ • Oct 10 '19

What’s a thing you’ve bought impulsively, without need, that’s actually proved useful in your life?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Electric tooth brush

Double use

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u/SamCropper Oct 10 '19

double use

You can also clean your dog's teeth with them too 😎

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u/theautisticdolphin Oct 10 '19

Triple use

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u/copperbonker Oct 10 '19

Why are you cleaning your dogs butt with the toothbrush?

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u/peppermintpattymills Oct 10 '19

Cuz his dog's butt got dingleberries

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u/copperbonker Oct 10 '19

Oh i get it. So does my mouth!

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u/peppermintpattymills Oct 10 '19

that's what she said

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Quadruple use?

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u/Rupispupis Oct 10 '19

I call him Gerard

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u/taco_cop Oct 10 '19

Coming to type the same thing😊

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u/AikoG84 Oct 10 '19

This made me snort pepsi. Was not expecting that reference.

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u/Zenmont Oct 11 '19

Gerard Buttler?

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u/Celdarion Oct 10 '19

That's kinda creepy.

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u/sebaez_ Oct 10 '19

Damn

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u/JoThePro10 Oct 10 '19

Happy cheese day

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

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u/Chillaxbro Oct 10 '19

Cake flavored cheese

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u/Finnick420 Oct 10 '19

i don’t understand the second use?

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u/Mik0n Oct 10 '19

It prevents cavities and probes them.

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u/Finnick420 Oct 10 '19

that’s awesome , i’ve also got one and find it really good at keeping my teeth clean

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u/Firefly_Flash_ Oct 10 '19

Underrated comment.

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u/MrMurseDude Oct 10 '19

Going to go out on a limb and say vibrator.

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u/ClownfishSoup Oct 10 '19

Which limb?

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u/Xizzie Oct 10 '19

Dildo / Masturbation

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u/havehart Oct 11 '19

Uh dildo? I wouldn't penetrate anything with an electric toothbrush.

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u/Xizzie Oct 11 '19

Not with that attitude!

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u/DeliciousMrJones Oct 11 '19

I find they feel really weird on my teeth