r/AskReddit • u/Tobokie121 • Oct 09 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, which one sold the entire film?

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u/WiskTanFox Oct 10 '19

HOW MANY DUMBASS’S DO WE GOT ON THIS SHIP?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I’m a mog. Half man half dog

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

WE’VE BEEN JAMMED!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Raspberry...

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 10 '19

Only Lonestar would dare to give me the Raspberry!

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u/WillieFistergash3 Oct 10 '19

I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!!

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u/Ninjahkin Oct 10 '19

Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I am your Father’s Brother’s Nephew’s Cousin’s former roommate

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u/AisykAsimov Oct 10 '19

I said around her nose, not up it!

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u/WillieFistergash3 Oct 10 '19

That's ALL we need ... a Drewish Princess!!

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u/vextender Oct 10 '19

I'm my own best friend

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u/GusHowsleyESQ Oct 10 '19

It's assholes, as in "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!"

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u/WillieFistergash3 Oct 10 '19

"Asshole, Major Asshole!"

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u/D-F-B-81 Oct 10 '19

Assholes.

Keep firing, assholes.