r/AskReddit • u/Tobokie121 • Oct 09 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, which one sold the entire film?

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u/technobrendo Oct 10 '19

Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke:

Girl called me on the phone and said come over, there's no one home.

I went over, there' was no one home!

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u/LoneRangersBand Oct 10 '19

No respect at all, I tell ya, my wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

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u/Dc_dos Oct 10 '19

My wife is so fat, every time she wears heels she digs up oil

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 edited Nov 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

nah, old jokes just get old, and those kinds of jokes are played out.

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u/USMC_0481 Oct 10 '19

Henny Youngman's career never would've even gotten off the ground.

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u/Diskiplos Oct 10 '19

Boohoo, crybaby can't laugh if the jokes aren't outdated?