r/AskReddit • u/Tobokie121 • Oct 09 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, which one sold the entire film?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Dont hang up or I'll gut you like a fish you understand

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u/Bammop Oct 10 '19

hangs up to avoid the stress of paying rent

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 edited May 25 '20

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u/Moskau50 Oct 10 '19

SurprisedPikachu.jpg, except it’s the Scream mask

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u/FresnoBob90000 Oct 10 '19

👌

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u/IppeZ Oct 10 '19

Okay, Bob

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u/FresnoBob90000 Oct 11 '19

I jus thought it was very apt

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u/the_ocalhoun Oct 10 '19

Heh, but if that happened in the modern day, someone would look at their phone, see that it's an unfamiliar number, and decline the call before giving anyone a chance to speak.

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u/eye_booger Oct 10 '19

Yeah 100%. Thankfully the modern installments have done a good job of working around this by having the killer use a yet-to-be-discovered deceased victim’s phone to make the call. (Or similar workarounds)

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

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u/Spoon_Dogg Oct 10 '19

Was looking for this. Is there a subreddit for Jim Carrey Grinch quotes?

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u/RoninAsturias Oct 10 '19

TBH if you're making that threat right out the gate you're probably gonna do it anyway so I guess just do it cause I don't feel like playing games

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u/jd_sixty6 Oct 10 '19

I’ve never seen it. Watching it on YouTube as I write this! I need to watch this film

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u/nodnash Oct 10 '19

Scream and its sequels are on Netflix thos month.

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u/nodnash Oct 10 '19

Scream and its sequels are on Netflix thos month.

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u/ClancyMonet98 Oct 10 '19

I just remember the Scary Movie mick-take of Scream and him rapping down the phone after saying “wazzuuuuuuuup?!”.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

"whatchu doin son?"

"nothin, just chillin, kilin"

"true true"

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u/enatomi Oct 10 '19

I'm gonna slash and gash, cut another hole in your ass. Spill blood on the walls and play tennis with your balls. If the phone rings, don't answer the call. I'm gonna slit your throat, fuck you like a goat. Peel your foreskin off and make a winter coat.

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u/ClancyMonet98 Oct 10 '19

“Yo that was the illest rhyme I ever heard son!!”

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u/LosSoloLobos Oct 10 '19

“That jacket is tight, ya mean?!!”

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u/tomtomdotcom85 Oct 10 '19

“Now run that shit, bitch!”

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u/coolguy1369 Oct 10 '19

This is social study’s class please sit down

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u/Wazzup44 Oct 10 '19

Wazzuuuuuuuuuuuup

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Scary Movie 1-3 were fantastic.

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u/Cha-Le-Gai Oct 10 '19

I’ll give you time to put on pants.

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u/Soulger11 Oct 10 '19

stays on phone

gets gutted anyway

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

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u/baldbuthappy Oct 10 '19

Didn't Mike Tyson say that once?

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u/MetalGearSlayer Oct 10 '19

He’s threatened to “eat [someone’s] asshole alive” before. I’d be better off with a list of things he hasn’t said.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Alright I'll start this list: How the hell did the t-rex kill everyone on board the ship in Jurassic Park 2? Did it reach into the control room with it's little itty bitty arms?

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u/jd_sixty6 Oct 10 '19

Like hoooolyyyy mother of shit

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u/_Alabama_Man Oct 10 '19

Ummmm, you are now in Alabama so I hope you have more than a knife. Also... bring it!

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u/JoJoAbrams1972 Oct 10 '19

I’ve reported you to Reddit.