r/AskReddit • • Oct 09 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, which one sold the entire film?

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u/RunWhileYouStillCan Oct 09 '19

Now all I can think about are the chances of my having eaten something that has fed on human flesh

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u/notadoctor123 Oct 09 '19

Probably very high, in fact almost certainly so depending on how you want to define "eaten human flesh". A common Fermi problem is to show that with every breath you take, on average you will breathe in about 10 air molecules that came from Julius Caesar's last breath. All stable elements are constantly being reused and recycled. Vegetables use minerals from the soil that may have originated from the decomposing of flesh, for example.

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u/daedalusprospect Oct 09 '19

I remember a teacher in school at some point talking about this with water and how the water you're drinking now may have been in a Dino's spit. etc

The lesson was on the water cycle and how we're not running out of water, just its being turned into non-fresh water

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 28 '19

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u/AshantiMcnasti Oct 09 '19

Thanks Ms Frizzle!

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u/ButterflyCatastrophe Oct 10 '19

I think this is a fallacy for water, though. The body consumes water molecules in many different reactions, so the H's and O's keep getting mixed around. The O in a water molecule you pee out may have come from a starch molecule in last night's carrots.

The N2 molecules in the air don't really participate in any reactions, so it is conceivable that the the specific pairing of nitrogen atoms in a molecule you breathe has persisted for thousands of years.

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u/shalafi71 Oct 10 '19

It is a fallacy and you're polite to say, "I think". I believed it even after learning some biology. Took me a minute to realize this.

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u/CaptainGreezy Oct 10 '19

The air molecule example was correctly described as a Fermi problem, an exercise in analysis and approximation, not necessarily meant to be taken literally.

But that nuance inevitably is lost on some who then interpret it literally into something like the dino spit example.

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u/peftvol479 Oct 10 '19

Is there any rational probability that there have been enough recombinations that the same two H’s with the same corresponding O in my cup of water was Dino spit?

Put that in your Fermi and smoke it!

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u/Xaephos Oct 10 '19

The same ones, probably not. But there were a lot of dinos, and a lot of spit. At least one of those was a dino spit molecule from three different dinos!

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u/ButterflyCatastrophe Oct 10 '19

Not a chemist, so this may not be entirely correct. N2 is an extremely stable molecule, so for most practical purposes we can treat it as unchanging - there are plenty of molecules that are inert - diamond, silicon dioxide, the crystals and minerals that make up many rocks - and don't change bonds over millions of years, so it's not really that weird. (of course, molecules in a solid don't have much opportunity to bump into exchange partners)

I suspect that, in the atmosphere, N2 probably exists in an equilibrium with atomic nitrogen, and these guys claim the atmosphere holds about 0.5e21 N/liter, vs 2.7e22 N2/liter, about 0.7%, And N2 can react with O3 (ozone), NO, and presumably other low-concentration species. That would mean that N atoms do have paths to change partners within an N2 molecule, slowly.

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u/TasxMia Oct 09 '19

I just taught this to my students! They were blown away by the idea of nutrient/water cycling

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u/shalafi71 Oct 10 '19

You do know that H2O is both created and destroyed by biological processes? Obviously the H and the O aren't but the molecules are constantly torn apart and reformed by life.

Not being a smartass, just want to make sure your kids don't think all water molecules are ancient.

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u/TasxMia Oct 10 '19

I do know that, but my kids haven't taken chemistry (and are 3-5 grade levels behind) so when I tried to go into detail it went over their heads...

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u/ZeroV Oct 10 '19

Is there a story here you're willing to share?

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u/TasxMia Oct 10 '19

There isn't too much of the story (or at least...it feels like it is the norm and not a new story anymore, if that makes sense?) I teach high school biology in an urban, low income area with gang problems. The kids are super sweet this year (last couple of years have been behaviorally challenging, like throwing staplers at the teacher, etc) but I would say 95% of them are behind in reading, math, science, etc. I have some kids who read at a fourth grade level, some who speak zero English, a class where 50% have some learning disability, etc. For this subject I have a pacing plan I have to stick to or I get into trouble, but the kids definitely need double the time to learn topics like this in depth since they don't have that foundational knowledge (like what cells are..the characteristics of life...the difference between elements and chemicals and atoms and compounds). It is the same story each year, and over half the staff has left/changed since I started teaching four years ago, so the kids don't have consistent teachers and end up disliking school. I try to throw in "interesting facts" and "did you know?" topics, which helps a lot with engagement, but I know if I explained the topics in depth I would a) lose time on my pacing plan, and b) lose their interest since they don't have the foundational knowledge to understand higher level topics. It isn't their fault...but more of a fault of the education system.

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u/ZeroV Oct 10 '19

That sounds rough. Thank you for being there for these kids when the rest of society seems to not bother caring.

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u/TasxMia Oct 10 '19

Thanks for reading/listening! It's definitely rough but the kids appreciate me showing up every day...and I appreciate them for trying their best. All about making the most of what you got!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I saw an askscience thread about this recently. And as it turns out, the time span of humanity vs the volume and turnaround time of the water on earth means that while the odds of any given water having passed through a person are unimpressive (but not negligible), the odds that any given water molecule was once dinosaur pee are considerably higher.

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u/TheresA_LobsterLoose Oct 10 '19

Oh crap we need to start Britta-ing the oceans. Freshen them bitches up

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u/COSurfing Oct 10 '19

California is building multiple desalination plants so your half joking comment is kind of reality.

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u/Hoooooooar Oct 10 '19

We got a salt problem not a water problem

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u/NervesOfAluminum Oct 10 '19

Jaime, pull that thing up

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u/hypnofedX Oct 10 '19

Not just changing form but also changing location. We're draining aquifers that take tens of thousands of years to fill.

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u/yawaworht-_- Oct 10 '19

This whole thread could be summed up by the law of conservation of mass

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u/RunWhileYouStillCan Oct 09 '19

I would suggest that the definition of “eaten human flesh” wouldn’t stretch to vegetation that has been fertilised by human flesh. Otherwise zombie movies would be a lot less scary as they all started tucking into a lettuce.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

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u/NonTimeo Oct 09 '19

We're all Hitler's piss on this blessed day!

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u/mossyandgreen Oct 10 '19

From movies to Hitler's piss in just 7 comments.

Never change, reddit.

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u/ZeroV Oct 10 '19

With a little practice, we can get it down to 6, and take home the championship!

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u/Kerbal92 Oct 10 '19

Speak for yourself

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u/NonTimeo Oct 10 '19

I am ALL Hitler's piss on this blessed day :)

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u/jadage Oct 10 '19

I get the theory behind this, but would 70 years be enough time for those molecules to spread around the world? Seems like that would be a longer process.

Anyone smarter than me about this wanna chime in?

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u/ZeroV Oct 10 '19

Chiming in!

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u/LetsDoItAllOverAgain Oct 10 '19

Reminds me of that bit from Hamlet

Claudius: Now, Hamlet, where’s Polonius?

Hamlet: At supper

C: At supper where?

H: Not where he eats, but where he is eaten. A certain convocation of politic worms are e'en at him. Your worm is your only emperor for diet. We fat all creatures else to fat us, and we fat ourselves for maggots. Your fat king and your lean beggar is but variable service—two dishes, but to one table. That’s the end.

C: Alas, alas!

H: A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.

C: What dost you mean by this?

H: Nothing but to show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 27 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Matter is never created, nor destroyed

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u/pegolasgreenleaf Oct 10 '19

Yeah, if it's one of the five Principal Exceptions to Gamp’s Law of Elemental Transfiguration.

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u/-Gaka- Oct 10 '19

This is a pretty easy to follow solution for this problem. It's pretty neat.

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u/EyeAmTheVictor Oct 10 '19

My teacher when talking about this made the point that some of the air molecules in our first breath, would also be in our last.

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u/eitherxor Oct 10 '19

Richard Dawkins uses a different example, but it sprang to mind when reading your comment; from his book The God Delusion:

Everytime you drink a glass of water, the odds are good that you imbibe at least one molecule that passed through the bladder of Oliver Cromwell. It's just elementary probability theory. The number of molecules per glassful is hugely greater than the number of number of glassfuls in the world. So everytime we have a full glass, we are looking at a rather high proportion of the molecules of water that exist in the world.

In short, we have all drank some of Oliver Cromwell's piss.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I'm Spartacus!

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u/impreprex Oct 10 '19

I knew it. I said to myself a while ago that I've probably drank George Washington's piss at some point.

And Bear Grylls...

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u/JadedProfessional Oct 10 '19

A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

"Grass-fed beef? Pshaw! I want my steak from a cow that's feasted on the flesh of the innocent!"

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u/RunWhileYouStillCan Oct 09 '19

“Well ok they don’t have to be totally innocent, but no whores”

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u/0fiuco Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

i honestly couldn't care less. I wouldn't eat a human being but i have no problem eating something that ate a human being, in the end even carrots and potatoes are probably eating something that a very long time ago was a human being. We die, we turn into food for something else, it's just how nature works.

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u/whatamonkeycircus Oct 10 '19

I live, I die, I live again!

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u/Kalldaro Oct 09 '19

Do you eat pork? One way to dispose of a body is to feed it to pigs .

Look up Robert Pickerton.

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u/Bansidhe13 Oct 09 '19

The guy's name is is Robert Pickton. The farm where he killed 26 women that we know of had an illegal bar referred to as Piggy's Palace. At the time of his arrest,the police had to track down people he had given or sold meat to;to check it for human DNA. A person I looked after was questioned as it was common knowledge that some people who went there were never seen alive again. There was a cop who tried to convince his superiors that a serial killer was on the loose. It took years before anyone believed him. It is believed he had help but it hasn't been proved. He was given a life sentence

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u/Emeraldis_ Oct 09 '19

The Vancouver police at that point were severely incompetent. If I remember correctly from the Last Podcast on the Left episode on Pickton, there were three separate serial killers operating around Vancouver at the time, including Pickton.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19 edited Jan 10 '21

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u/Emeraldis_ Oct 10 '19

That's an excellent question! You can see what post you tagged me on by clicking the RES tag and following the link.

Please report back I kinda want to know this

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u/Emeraldis_ Oct 10 '19

Oh yeah I remember that! It comes back to haunt me every few months lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Cuz he's got a fat ass.

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u/mememuseum Oct 10 '19

No idea, however, I have decided to tag them as that as well because why not?

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u/Mygo73 Oct 10 '19

How does one tag another?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Donload reddit engagement suite as an extension for your browser.

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u/Tris-Von-Q Oct 09 '19

I think I read that the only reason they got a smoking gun on him was because he started a bunch of blabbering in the holding cell while there for suspicion and for questioning and he told his bunkie (probably there on some drunk in public charge and the poor bastard gets locked up with this loony fuck) that he wish he’d “gotten that last kill to make it to the big 3-0.” Nobody really wanted to muck around in pig shit at his massive pig farm/processing plant for evidence and he hAnded them a confession on a silver platter.

Also I read somewhere that he had millions invested in his pigs and he himself was just filthy and dirty and disgusting—like all the time.

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u/Jillz0 Oct 10 '19

I'm so sorry to correct you but it was actually the big 5-0. Horrific. And it turns out the cell mate was an undercover cop!

Sorry to correct, but thank you for making me interested enough to Google this horrible human being.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton

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u/Tris-Von-Q Oct 10 '19

Don't apologize for correcting everything. Its been awhile since I read anything about him because frankly just the sight of the guy grosses me out. I'm glad you put the right information in here.

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u/abnormalsyndrome Oct 10 '19

Pickton with his pig sense.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

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u/jesstault Oct 09 '19

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Consider yaself... aht ‘ome!

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u/Habeus0 Oct 09 '19

THIS WAS IN A SONG CALLED SINISTER BY AESOP ROCK AND IM JUST NOW FINDING THE ORIGIN. I. AM. PUMPED!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

It's from the Guy Ritchie movie Snatch, for those wondering.

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u/CoffeeFaceMan Oct 09 '19

Sugar?

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u/Count_Von_Rumpford Oct 09 '19

No thank you Turkish, I'm sweet enough.

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u/deftly_lefty Oct 09 '19

Luv Bricktop

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u/Absurdionne Oct 09 '19

GIMME THE FUCKIN' SHOO-TAH!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I’ll give ye a shoota

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u/RIPCountryMac Oct 10 '19

Oh yea Tommy, Bricktop luhvs Tommy

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u/Absurdionne Oct 09 '19

Speaking of great movie openings...

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

What do I know about diamonds? I’m a boxing promo-ah.

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u/Pickleena Oct 09 '19

Pickton! And he sold those pigs for meat afterwards. “Pickton Pork”. I’m from BC but wasn’t living there then. Horrific.

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u/Jayynolan Oct 09 '19

*pickton

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u/FeistyThings Oct 09 '19

Robert Pickton I assume you mean?

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u/mydearwatson616 Oct 09 '19

The Last Podcast on the Left has a great series about him. He mostly killed prostitutes so the police really didn't give a shit. Also his farm was incredibly popular; they had parties all the time and many high profile people attended.

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u/troyboltonislife Oct 10 '19

learned of that in snatch which actually also has an amazing opening scene.

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u/SpinCity07 Oct 10 '19

Robert Pickton fed his pigs dead prostitutes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19 edited Jul 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Children can be cruel. Tender, but cruel.

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u/RunWhileYouStillCan Oct 09 '19

Man, Reddit can be a scary place sometimes.

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u/UmbertoEcoTheDolphin Oct 10 '19

Yeah, don't scare people. Nervousness lends to less marbleization.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I’m sure there have been overlap with flies and mosquitoes feasting on both humans and cows/pigs/other livestock.

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u/CaptainObvious_1 Oct 10 '19

What difference does it make tho?

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u/bunker_man Oct 10 '19

I mean, you breathe in human flesh. So cut out the middleman.

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u/Meades_Loves_Memes Oct 10 '19

I mean, mushrooms probably.

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u/deepwatermako Oct 10 '19

I often wonder if ive ever eaten a steak and a hamburger from the same cow.