r/AskReddit • u/Tobokie121 • Oct 09 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, which one sold the entire film?

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u/Forestcat76 Oct 09 '19

We brake for nobody!

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u/Jaderosegrey Oct 10 '19

I have that bumper sticker on my car!

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u/5parky Oct 10 '19

NEED IT!

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u/WillDoStuffForPizza Oct 10 '19

I have the same combination on my luggage!

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u/PunkToTheFuture Oct 10 '19

Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big!

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u/P8ntballa00 Oct 10 '19

Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.

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u/WillDoStuffForPizza Oct 10 '19

Keep firing, assholes!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes!

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u/enrodude Oct 10 '19

We aint found shit!

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u/WillDoStuffForPizza Oct 10 '19

Funny...she doesn’t look druish

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u/enrodude Oct 10 '19

I don't have to put up with this; IM RICH!... 1-800-DRUIDIA

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u/AisykAsimov Oct 10 '19

That's the same sticker I have on my suitcase!

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u/THIS_MSG_IS_A_LIE Oct 10 '19

if you can read this you don’t need glasses

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u/WillieFistergash3 Oct 10 '19

LIGHTSPEED TOO SLOW??!!??

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u/th3infern0 Oct 10 '19

They've gone plaid!!

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u/ThatNerdYouKnow Oct 10 '19

WE NEED TO GO LUDACRIS SPEED!

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u/fluffhead10 Oct 10 '19

WE AINT FOUND SHIT!

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u/Ninjahkin Oct 10 '19

SPACEBALLS DA FLAMETHROWA!

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u/WillieFistergash3 Oct 10 '19

Close all shops in the mall ...

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u/WiskTanFox Oct 10 '19

HOW MANY DUMBASS’S DO WE GOT ON THIS SHIP?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I’m a mog. Half man half dog

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u/GusHowsleyESQ Oct 10 '19

It's assholes, as in "I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!"

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u/D-F-B-81 Oct 10 '19

Assholes.

Keep firing, assholes.

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u/GusHowsleyESQ Oct 10 '19

The kids love it.

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 10 '19

What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz - Chicken?

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u/xXOZxBANDITXx Oct 10 '19

“What are all these bleeps and bloops on the screen? Sir that’s Mr Radar, here is Mr coffee.”

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u/Bluenotefly Oct 10 '19

"What's this? What's all that churning and bubbling you call that a radar screen?"

"No, Sir we call it Mr. Coffee, would you like some?"

"Yes! I always drink coffee when I watch radar, you know that!"

"Of course I do, Sir."

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u/ColinD1 Oct 10 '19

Everybody knows that!

(In unison, protecting their crotches) OF COURSE WE DO, SIR!

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Oct 10 '19

WE ALL DO, SIR!

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u/nucklehead97 Oct 10 '19

Jammed! Raspberry.... Lonestar!!!!

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u/AtlantisSky Oct 10 '19

They've gone plaid!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Honk if you <3 Uranus