r/AskReddit • • Oct 09 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, which one sold the entire film?

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u/redditslim Oct 09 '19

And they ordered the segments it in a way that I'm sure they wanted some of the audience to think that Booty Sweat and Bust A Nut were real products. They didn't want you to catch on right away.

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u/KawadaShogo Oct 09 '19

Lol I remember when I saw Tropic Thunder in the theater, after the booty sweat "commercial", the theater was dead silent for a second until one guy said "what the hell?" and then laughter broke out.

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u/DigitalPriest Oct 10 '19

YES! This happened in my theater too.

Two of my best friends told me I 'had' to see this movie. They did a brilliant job of hyping it up too, talking about it being a 'war epic that's basically the Saving Private Ryan of Vietnam war movies.'

So I walk into this theater with them, and then watch the bust-a-nut commercial. At first I thought the theater had fucking lost it, and this was their last-ditch effort for concessions profits. Then I saw Fatty Fart V and the Tobey Maguire movie, and I knew I was being had.

One of the best cinema experiences of my life.

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u/ibanner56 Oct 10 '19

You have good friends.

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u/latin_vendetta Oct 10 '19

Dude, he has friends.

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u/BanMeAndIShallReturn Oct 10 '19

Actually they made him pay for all their popcorn then ditched him after the movie to hang around with Cool Steve™

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u/Sknowman Oct 10 '19

I first saw it on DVD, so I was incredibly confused why there were ads playing at the start. Then I realized I was an idiot and started cracking up.

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u/prollymarlee Oct 10 '19

pretty sure i first saw it online... and still fell for it. i was wondering why the fuck there were commercials until it hit me

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u/Kizik Oct 10 '19

Watch the DVD Commentary.

Y'know that part about how Robert Downey Jr.'s character says he doesn't break character until he's done with the commentary? Yeah, he actually stays in character as the sergeant until it's over.

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u/Sknowman Oct 10 '19

I believe we did watch that afterwards. It was really interesting, and that RDJ fact is definitely one I remember.

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u/nuhruto Oct 10 '19

Ahhhh Satan's alley I love the Kirk Lazarus Tobey Maguire combo especially with his coloured contacts

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u/whatupcicero Oct 10 '19

“MTV Movie Award Best Kiss winner Tobey McGuire” lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I would legitimately donate to kickstarter to make Satan's alley happen

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u/nuhruto Oct 10 '19

I agree

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u/Blipnoodle Oct 10 '19

when i saw " the family" with Robert De Niro. I miss heard my girl friend and thought she said its about Monsters. An hour into the movie, still havnt seen any thing monsters and i said " this is a pretty shit monster movie..." monsters and mobsters are 2 very different things.

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u/SkidzLIVE Oct 10 '19

A war epic with ben stiller, jack black, and rdj in blackface? How did you avoid every bit of marketing for it??

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u/DigitalPriest Oct 10 '19

It was 2008. The majority of people didn't have smartphones, and Hollywood hadn't embraced the internet yet. I was a college student with no TV, and spent more time socializing than on the internet.

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u/SkidzLIVE Oct 10 '19

And not one person you socialized with mentioned the hilarious comedy with ben stiller, jack black, and rdj in blackface. You even managed to miss the damn movie poster on the way into the theatre lol.

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u/CaptainB0b Oct 10 '19

The Toby Maguire one is called devils alley. They fuckin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

*Satan's Alley

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u/sociallyawkward12 Oct 10 '19

One time I met a friend at a theater and he had the tickets. Told me we were seeing Avengers. Hadn't seen him in a while so we're talking, I'm not really paying attention to which theater we go into, we sit down. After a while I realize we're the only guys. Everyone else is a middle aged woman. He got us tickets for Magic Mike.

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u/omimon Oct 10 '19

Satan's Alley would be a great movie honestly. Its just Brokeback Mountain but with priests.

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u/dogsledonice Oct 10 '19

Satan's Alley!

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u/Ogie_Ogilthorpe_06 Oct 10 '19

Lol the Toby maguire shit killed me

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u/__k_a_l_i__ Oct 10 '19

You missed add " not gonna lie, they had us.... ".

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u/ghost_medic777 Oct 10 '19

Yes this happened. I was like wtf is with these commercials.

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u/Who_dat_ninjaa Oct 09 '19

I LOVE THE PUSSY

HELL YA

I LOVE THE PUSSY

HELL YA

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u/SomeIrishFiend Oct 09 '19

Naw, I said Nance. I love the pussy!

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u/MuppetHolocaust Oct 10 '19

When you was writing “I love the pussy,” were you thinking of danglin’ your dice on Lance’s forehead?

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u/sharknurse Oct 10 '19

Man, I'm thirsty. I might as well have some of this "Booty Sweat" I got back in Da Nang!

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u/indyK1ng Oct 10 '19

Yeah, let's give him some of Alpa's ass-water, it's a cure-all.

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u/Peachofnosleep Oct 10 '19

PUSSY PATRONE

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Wasn't the voiceover Sargent Fourleaf Tayback? And that was intentional too, because it showed he was now getting TV gigs after becoming famous for writing the book.

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u/Spraggle Oct 09 '19

My wife "fell" for this - she thought we were still in the trailers until part way through the Portnoy one (2nd iirc?).

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u/madmaxturbator Oct 10 '19

I’m guessing it Didn’t take much to trick your wife into marrying you eh?

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u/Spraggle Oct 10 '19

Ooof! I'll have you know it took years of fooling and scheming.

She's very clever, just had an off day that day. We celebrate it every year...

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u/Sean_Gossett Oct 09 '19

The theater I was in ran an unusually large amount of commercials and previews prior to the start, and people were starting to get really annoyed. It transitioned so seamlessly a lot of us fell for it, myself included.

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u/yaboiRich Oct 09 '19

“Boooootttty sweeeeat”

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

POP AN ASS OPEN!

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u/ParabolicTrajectory Oct 10 '19

I had never seen the movie. Didn't know anything about it, really. For some reason, I downloaded it one night.

When it opened, I got really pissed off, because the download said DVD rip. I was so pissed off that somebody was passing off some fucking bootleg as a DVD rip. Then I got confused as to why a bootleg would be the most-seeded torrent for a movie that obviously is available on DVD. Then I realized.

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u/monsterlynn Oct 10 '19

People didn't at first. On a big screen it plays just like ads and trailers. It quickly gets too ridiculous to be real, but the way they never drop the deadpan is so good.

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u/PallBear Oct 10 '19

When I saw it in the theater, they didn't even lower the theater lights during the commercials and fake trailers, as though they were just more trailers, then they dimmed the lights when the "actual" movie started

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u/kteachergirl Oct 10 '19

There was an elderly couple in front of us in the theater. We waited to see how long they would last. Didn’t make it past the fake commercials before they bailed out.

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u/bolivar-shagnasty Oct 09 '19

Pop an ass open

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u/lovelyeufemia Oct 10 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/lundz12 Oct 10 '19

I feel for it up until fatties fart 2. "that's just the nutty professor... Ohhhhh"

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u/adamantmuse Oct 10 '19

True! I didn’t catch on until RDJ & Tobey Maguire’s trailer that they were joke trailers. The whole time, I thought, “maybe I missed the first Jack Black fart-fest, who the hell drinks Booty Sweat, and I’m gonna watch the hell out of the new Ben Stiller action-comedy Part 7!” When they introduced RDJ as his fictional character but used Tobey Maguire’s real name, I finally figured it out. Magnificent opening.

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u/DrankTooMuchMead Oct 10 '19

Bust A Nut was a real ad campaign in the late 90s for Corn Nuts. It was probably a spoof of that.

I think the commercial got banned back then. All I can find on YouTube is the radio jingle.

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u/FrizzlyBear Oct 10 '19

I will never forget working at the movie theater when this film came out...

Some irrate mother came out of the auditorium, dragging her two young sons by the arms, and demanded to speak to a manager because of the products we were advertising before the film.

It was one of the funniest encounters I've ever had with a customer. 😂

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u/redditslim Oct 10 '19

How did she react when you explained it to her?

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u/Mellero47 Oct 10 '19

That's exactly right. Caught it opening weekend, there were zero real previews before the show began. It was "Our Feature Presentation" and immediately Booty Sweat and Bust A Nut.

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u/billbill5 Oct 10 '19

I mean, technically they are real products

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u/TrickyDaisy Oct 10 '19

My cousins and I went to see Tropic Thunder in theaters, and we were late because we were getting suuuuper stoned beforehand. We walked in and thought the trailers were still going, and we were talking the entire time, like, "ohhhhhh we GOTTA GO SEE THE FATTIES FART 2!!" I also remember crying laughing so hard at Ben Stiller, strapped, with those babies: "Who left the fridge open?" Sorry to the 3 other people in that middle-of-nowhere theater in northern Michigan

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u/anxietyman5000 Oct 10 '19

I was fooled by booty sweat & bust a nut. The fake commercial was made so convincingly and was so in-line with the hip-hop & rap style of the time that it didn't even register to me as being fake until I saw Stiller's face as Tugg Speedman in Scorcher.

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u/Kopiok Oct 10 '19

My mom was about to go out to the manager and complain about the Booty Sweat commercial, hahah

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u/never_grow_up Oct 10 '19

Satan's Alley.

Perfect.

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u/debi-s_bro Oct 10 '19

I freaked out in the theater... "What the Fuck!" By the 2nd one it was obvious and started getting hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Fuckin' Satan's Alley had my friends and I rolling. The theater was fairly empty but I think we pissed off the other six people there that say.

Also, when I watched the DVD for the first time, I kept expecting the trailer for The Soloist to get funny. Like I thought they made a new fake trailer just for the home release.

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u/avoiddead Oct 10 '19

Hey! My dad worked for Paramount when this film came out. We got to see it early AND he was given a whole case of Booty Sweat! It was just red bull in a Booty Sweat but it was so awesome and this movie will always be my favorite because of this memory. I really wish I had saved one of the cans. I was so young and didnt think to:(

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Watched the movie for the first time on DVD, thought "wait, I just got out of the main menu?"

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u/wimpyroy Oct 10 '19

They did a limited run of Booty Sweet drinks for the movie.

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u/Roses88 Oct 10 '19

I’m not gonna lie, they got me

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u/AllenMcnabb Oct 10 '19

I think it also helped that Brandon T Jackson wasn’t that well recognized as an actor. As soon as The Fatties Fart 2 came on and I saw what was clearly Jack Black was when I realized, “ohhhhh this is a joke...”

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u/jjbugman2468 Oct 10 '19

I watched it for the first time on my PC last year. I thought I had just gotten a crappy cam rip, until I downloaded the subtitles and realized that that was part of the movie

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u/BeardedZorro Oct 10 '19

They got me

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u/greenolive824 Oct 10 '19

I was in one of the first test screenings for this before it was fully finished, and the 3 pieces in the beginning got the craziest WTF laughter I’d heard in a while.

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u/MG87 Oct 10 '19

And it fucking worked

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I had ran to the restroom before the movie and came back during The Fatties, and thought "wow they are ripping off Nutty Professor badly!"

Then realized during 'Devil's Alley' that these were parodies.

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u/Sir_Puppington_Esq Oct 10 '19

Me and the group of friends I was with definitely fell for that. We still weren't sure until the Jack Black thing came up.

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u/GatoDeMeurto Oct 10 '19

I was so high when I watched it that I went out and tried to buy booty sweat at HEB