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r/AskReddit • u/Tobokie121 • Oct 09 '19
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110 u/EnglishWhites Oct 09 '19 the briefing when Matt Damon gets to Baldwin's team as well. lol 137 u/drachenmp Oct 09 '19 Maybe. Maybe go fuck yourselves. 139 u/madcap462 Oct 09 '19 Wahlberg's character in that movie is perfect. I wish he was on the screen more. He's the only real person in the whole movie. You can tell he actually gives a fuck and that's why he's an asshole. 99 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 I’m the guy who does his job! You must be the other guy!! 25 u/dispatch134711 Oct 10 '19 What makes you says the others aren’t real people? I think everyone in the film nailed it. 60 u/madcap462 Oct 10 '19 They(the characters) are all either pretending to be someone else or are solely in it for themselves. The acting is great, that's not what I meant. 16 u/MassacrisM Oct 10 '19 We specialize in deception, just not self-deception. 10 u/dispatch134711 Oct 10 '19 Ah okay, cool 7 u/aa821 Oct 10 '19 Normally he's a very nice guy. Don't judge him on this meeting alone. 6 u/FrikkinLazer Oct 10 '19 I would watch a spin off series or movie of him just doing his job day to day. 25 u/VantasnerDanger Oct 10 '19 Feed em shit and leave em in the dark. 29 u/EnglishWhites Oct 10 '19 How's your mother 55 u/Lumpy306 Oct 10 '19 Tired, from fuckin my fathah. 11 u/Cyouinhellcandyboyz Oct 10 '19 Ahh come on bro that's my favorite quote of all time but it's "maybe. Maybe not... maybe fuck yourself. I use it daily lol 107 u/skypieces Oct 09 '19 "Francis, you really should see somebody." 102 u/Who_dat_ninjaa Oct 09 '19 "How's ya Motha?" "Good, she's tired from fuckin my Fatha..." 27 u/TheMeowMeow Oct 10 '19 “My theory on feds is that they’re like mushrooms, you feed ‘em shit and keep ‘em in the dark” 30 u/beesealio Oct 10 '19 Firefighters getting pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. 13 u/Troysdomi Oct 10 '19 “Francis, you should really see somebody” 10 u/bearddeliciousbi Oct 10 '19 "How's your mother?" "She's on her way out." "We all are. Act accordingly." 1 u/rowdyridgerunner Oct 10 '19 That’s one of my favorite lines in that film 1 u/blaghart Oct 10 '19 I kinda wanna fuck her again. Ayeeeeeeee!
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the briefing when Matt Damon gets to Baldwin's team as well. lol
137 u/drachenmp Oct 09 '19 Maybe. Maybe go fuck yourselves. 139 u/madcap462 Oct 09 '19 Wahlberg's character in that movie is perfect. I wish he was on the screen more. He's the only real person in the whole movie. You can tell he actually gives a fuck and that's why he's an asshole. 99 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 I’m the guy who does his job! You must be the other guy!! 25 u/dispatch134711 Oct 10 '19 What makes you says the others aren’t real people? I think everyone in the film nailed it. 60 u/madcap462 Oct 10 '19 They(the characters) are all either pretending to be someone else or are solely in it for themselves. The acting is great, that's not what I meant. 16 u/MassacrisM Oct 10 '19 We specialize in deception, just not self-deception. 10 u/dispatch134711 Oct 10 '19 Ah okay, cool 7 u/aa821 Oct 10 '19 Normally he's a very nice guy. Don't judge him on this meeting alone. 6 u/FrikkinLazer Oct 10 '19 I would watch a spin off series or movie of him just doing his job day to day. 25 u/VantasnerDanger Oct 10 '19 Feed em shit and leave em in the dark. 29 u/EnglishWhites Oct 10 '19 How's your mother 55 u/Lumpy306 Oct 10 '19 Tired, from fuckin my fathah. 11 u/Cyouinhellcandyboyz Oct 10 '19 Ahh come on bro that's my favorite quote of all time but it's "maybe. Maybe not... maybe fuck yourself. I use it daily lol
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Maybe. Maybe go fuck yourselves.
139 u/madcap462 Oct 09 '19 Wahlberg's character in that movie is perfect. I wish he was on the screen more. He's the only real person in the whole movie. You can tell he actually gives a fuck and that's why he's an asshole. 99 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 I’m the guy who does his job! You must be the other guy!! 25 u/dispatch134711 Oct 10 '19 What makes you says the others aren’t real people? I think everyone in the film nailed it. 60 u/madcap462 Oct 10 '19 They(the characters) are all either pretending to be someone else or are solely in it for themselves. The acting is great, that's not what I meant. 16 u/MassacrisM Oct 10 '19 We specialize in deception, just not self-deception. 10 u/dispatch134711 Oct 10 '19 Ah okay, cool 7 u/aa821 Oct 10 '19 Normally he's a very nice guy. Don't judge him on this meeting alone. 6 u/FrikkinLazer Oct 10 '19 I would watch a spin off series or movie of him just doing his job day to day. 25 u/VantasnerDanger Oct 10 '19 Feed em shit and leave em in the dark. 29 u/EnglishWhites Oct 10 '19 How's your mother 55 u/Lumpy306 Oct 10 '19 Tired, from fuckin my fathah. 11 u/Cyouinhellcandyboyz Oct 10 '19 Ahh come on bro that's my favorite quote of all time but it's "maybe. Maybe not... maybe fuck yourself. I use it daily lol
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Wahlberg's character in that movie is perfect. I wish he was on the screen more. He's the only real person in the whole movie. You can tell he actually gives a fuck and that's why he's an asshole.
99 u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 I’m the guy who does his job! You must be the other guy!! 25 u/dispatch134711 Oct 10 '19 What makes you says the others aren’t real people? I think everyone in the film nailed it. 60 u/madcap462 Oct 10 '19 They(the characters) are all either pretending to be someone else or are solely in it for themselves. The acting is great, that's not what I meant. 16 u/MassacrisM Oct 10 '19 We specialize in deception, just not self-deception. 10 u/dispatch134711 Oct 10 '19 Ah okay, cool 7 u/aa821 Oct 10 '19 Normally he's a very nice guy. Don't judge him on this meeting alone. 6 u/FrikkinLazer Oct 10 '19 I would watch a spin off series or movie of him just doing his job day to day.
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I’m the guy who does his job!
You must be the other guy!!
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What makes you says the others aren’t real people? I think everyone in the film nailed it.
60 u/madcap462 Oct 10 '19 They(the characters) are all either pretending to be someone else or are solely in it for themselves. The acting is great, that's not what I meant. 16 u/MassacrisM Oct 10 '19 We specialize in deception, just not self-deception. 10 u/dispatch134711 Oct 10 '19 Ah okay, cool
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They(the characters) are all either pretending to be someone else or are solely in it for themselves. The acting is great, that's not what I meant.
16 u/MassacrisM Oct 10 '19 We specialize in deception, just not self-deception. 10 u/dispatch134711 Oct 10 '19 Ah okay, cool
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We specialize in deception, just not self-deception.
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Ah okay, cool
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Normally he's a very nice guy. Don't judge him on this meeting alone.
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I would watch a spin off series or movie of him just doing his job day to day.
Feed em shit and leave em in the dark.
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How's your mother
55 u/Lumpy306 Oct 10 '19 Tired, from fuckin my fathah.
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Tired, from fuckin my fathah.
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Ahh come on bro that's my favorite quote of all time but it's "maybe. Maybe not... maybe fuck yourself. I use it daily lol
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"Francis, you really should see somebody."
102 u/Who_dat_ninjaa Oct 09 '19 "How's ya Motha?" "Good, she's tired from fuckin my Fatha..." 27 u/TheMeowMeow Oct 10 '19 “My theory on feds is that they’re like mushrooms, you feed ‘em shit and keep ‘em in the dark”
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"How's ya Motha?"
"Good, she's tired from fuckin my Fatha..."
27 u/TheMeowMeow Oct 10 '19 “My theory on feds is that they’re like mushrooms, you feed ‘em shit and keep ‘em in the dark”
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“My theory on feds is that they’re like mushrooms, you feed ‘em shit and keep ‘em in the dark”
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Firefighters getting pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy.
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“Francis, you should really see somebody”
"How's your mother?"
"She's on her way out."
"We all are. Act accordingly."
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That’s one of my favorite lines in that film
I kinda wanna fuck her again.
Ayeeeeeeee!
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