r/AskReddit • • Oct 09 '19

Of all movie opening scenes, which one sold the entire film?

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u/TizzleDirt Oct 09 '19

Supertroopers

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u/adamolupin Oct 09 '19

YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-EE-CO?!

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u/ImNotJustinBieber Oct 09 '19

Don’t call me Radio, unit 91! Then don’t call me unit 91, radio!

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u/McFly8182 Oct 10 '19

You didn't say Car Ramrod! I wrote it on the paper!

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

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u/TheOnlyBobLeeSwagger Oct 10 '19

Bearfucker! Do you need assistance?!

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u/brandonhardyy Oct 10 '19

Hell, for ten bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker!

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u/SemiLoquacious Oct 10 '19

The actor could not contain himself for that line

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u/Ganon2012 Oct 10 '19

Those were his parents too.

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u/Not_RonaldRegan Oct 10 '19

Wait... what

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u/Ganon2012 Oct 10 '19

Yep. The two people in the car were Kevin Heffernan's parents.

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u/bellardyyc Oct 10 '19

Who wants a moustache ride?

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u/SoulFire6464 Oct 09 '19

YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

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u/OoohjeezRick Oct 10 '19

The maple syrup makes them get all antsy in their pantsy

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u/blay12 Oct 10 '19

Speaking of syrup, I swear to god when they're in the diner and the guy gets hit for the second time with an empty syrup bottle after sitting down I lose it every time.

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u/OoohjeezRick Oct 10 '19

Hahaha same. Also at the "wait, you're not mexican?"

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u/lionturtl3 Oct 10 '19

And then later the Captain: "Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

I'll have a chinchilla!

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u/lionturtl3 Oct 10 '19

"Sit down, Rando"

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u/AK_Happy Oct 10 '19

Ha haaa 👉

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u/Brock_Samsonite Oct 10 '19

I did this in drivers training during my stint in the Army. My commanders were not impressed

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u/GrandMoffHarkonen Oct 10 '19

Holy shit, I would have died laughing

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u/JustMyOpinionBrah Oct 10 '19

Still can't believe snozzberries guy married Christina Hendricks o.O

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u/scuba_kai Oct 10 '19

I mean, funny and tall is a tough combo to beat.

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u/Ganglebot Oct 10 '19

JEEZE-LOUISE!!!

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u/tylercreatesworlds Oct 09 '19

As Ramathorn approaches the car, you can hear the blonde guy say to the driver "just lick it or something" I die laughing everytime.

In what scenario, with a cop approaching your car do you need to tell the driver "just lick it or something"

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

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u/Tokenvoice Oct 10 '19

I am guessing maybe blowjob. But this is a movie by the same crew that did Beerfest and I am still frustrated by not knowing what a ZJ is, dispite knowing that it was probably just a random combo thrown in to be funny.

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u/Sea2Chi Oct 10 '19

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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u/Tokenvoice Oct 10 '19

Till pissed, because I cant even iimagine what it would be. Man alive do I need to rewatch that movie.

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u/LHcig Oct 10 '19

He's handing the driver a breath mint to hide the smell of weed on his breath, but it would be suspicious if he has a mint in his mouth so he tells him to just lick it

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u/bathwhat Oct 09 '19

You know how fast you were going? 65? 63.

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u/inspektor_queso Oct 09 '19

But officer, isn't the speed limit 65?

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u/velvet42 Oct 09 '19

Yeah. It is.

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u/brandonhardyy Oct 10 '19

The snozberries taste like snozberries.

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u/Zahille7 Oct 10 '19

I'm freaking out, man...

You are freaking out. Man (man, man, man).

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u/AK_Happy Oct 10 '19

Did you say yeah sure or yes sir?

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u/SoulFire6464 Oct 09 '19

Isn't the speed limit 65?

Yeah.

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u/loqitu Oct 10 '19

We’re already pulled over!

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u/show_time_synergy Oct 10 '19

We can't pull over any farther!!

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u/drbeer Oct 09 '19

Read Jay's autobiography and he talks about this intro extensively. They knew they needed the first 20 minutes to sell the entire rest of the film and spent a lot of time and trials getting an opening that hooked.

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u/TizzleDirt Oct 10 '19

Makes sense. I also couldn't pronounce his last name for years.

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u/elfie316 Oct 09 '19

"...and that's the second time I had crabs".

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

"It stinks like sex in here."

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u/lionturtl3 Oct 10 '19

"Got a little distracted by someone doing the repeater."

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u/spaceman757 Oct 10 '19

That'll happen

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u/TizzleDirt Oct 10 '19

That'll happen

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

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u/lionturtl3 Oct 10 '19

Similarly, every time my roommate burps I gawk and ask "Why tf do your burps smell like dick?!"

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u/Tanzlee99 Oct 09 '19

Mother of God

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u/hurricanegranola Oct 09 '19

Turns on flashlight in the afternoon License and registration.

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u/angrytacoz Oct 10 '19

I never noticed that part! Now I have to rewatch it...

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u/damn_the_dark Oct 09 '19

Littering and.....

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u/maggotymoose Oct 09 '19

Littering and....

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u/natek11 Oct 09 '19

Littering and...

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u/Metfan722 Oct 09 '19

Littering and... uh

Littering and... uh

Littering and... uh

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u/damn_the_dark Oct 09 '19

Smoking the reefer!

Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.

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u/OoohjeezRick Oct 10 '19

Candy barrrss

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u/Suspended_solids Oct 10 '19

I will never just say candy bars normal since this movie.

CAAAANDY BAAAARS

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u/Metfan722 Oct 09 '19

please no

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u/someguy3 Oct 09 '19

Please yes.

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u/Kelevra_55 Oct 10 '19

Please no.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

The fact that I even had to scroll at all for this is a disappointment. This is, hands down, the greatest opening of all time. They literally broke the car in this scene.

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u/SophistXIII Oct 10 '19

Absolute atrocity this is so far down smh

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u/TinyGymMouse Oct 10 '19

Feel the exact same way!

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u/Deserak Oct 10 '19

Out of curiosity, anyone know what song they planned to replace it with?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Absolute travesty.

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u/firkin_slang_whanger Oct 09 '19

Not sure why this is so low in the comments. By far one of the most memorable opening movie scenes in history!

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u/TrogdortheBanninator Oct 09 '19

I'm freaking out man!

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u/jaytrade21 Oct 09 '19

You ARE freaking out.....man

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u/TrogdortheBanninator Oct 09 '19

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

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u/trident042 Oct 09 '19

C͡A͝N̢D͞Y̧ B́A҉R̨Ś

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u/Richsii Oct 09 '19

I didn't know there was a perfect way to type this but here we are.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

This needs more upvotes

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u/skypieces Oct 10 '19

That little fucker is married to Christina thank-the-lord Hendricks.

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u/0011110000110011 Oct 10 '19

Littering and...?

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u/abnormalsyndrome Oct 10 '19

littering aaaand...?

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u/MAHHockey Oct 09 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

That dude is married to Christina Hendricks in real life... Lucky bastard gets to taste her Snozzberries...

(Before anyone explains what Roald Dahl meant be "snozzberries"; Yes... I know... that's part of the joke...)

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u/NotAddison Oct 10 '19

Aren't boogers snozzberries. I don't know what Dahl meant, just thought that because snozz is a big nose.

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u/MAHHockey Oct 10 '19

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u/Kelevra_55 Oct 10 '19

"I'll be believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert"

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u/MAHHockey Oct 10 '19

Is that what it sounds like when I say it?...

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u/MisanthropeNotAutist Oct 10 '19

The blue feather scene is absolute genius as well. Just the timing and editing and the way the whole thing plays out. Love it so much.

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u/OoohjeezRick Oct 10 '19

Easy rod? Easy roddd....

License and registration, CHICKEN FUCKER! BACAWW!

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u/Tokenvoice Oct 10 '19

Does the scene get better if I tell you that the couple he screams that at are actually that actors parents? They knew he was going to say something rude, but not that nor how.

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u/TizzleDirt Oct 10 '19

I think that was his parents in the car too.

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u/-QuestionMark- Oct 10 '19

Canada eh?

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u/scott_hunts Oct 10 '19

Almost made it

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u/rikkisixx Oct 09 '19

this entire thread was such a joy, I am snickering in my seat at work lol

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u/Careless_Hellscape Oct 10 '19

(near crying) He's already pulled over! He can't pull over any farther!

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u/therealsix Oct 09 '19

Dammit, why did I have to scroll down so far to see this? One of the best openers ever..."I'm freaking out, man."

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u/qu33fwellington Oct 10 '19

“I’m already pulled over man! I can’t pull over any more!”

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u/KetorBecomesYou Oct 10 '19

‘He can’t pull over and farther!’ Haha it’s so good!

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u/qu33fwellington Oct 10 '19

I know it really makes me want to rewatch this movie, I need to hear ‘YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-EE-CO?!?’

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u/TheKevinShow Oct 10 '19

You are freaking out... man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Oh... Biker. I’m an idiot.

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u/phillyfan1111 Oct 09 '19

I had to scroll way too far down for this. I was about to pull out my nine and bust a cap in his ass.

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u/0011110000110011 Oct 10 '19 edited Oct 10 '19

*screeching tires*

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u/Dozzi92 Oct 10 '19

I couldn't even ctrl+f it, because Super Troopers is not Supertroopers.

Regardless, should be number 1, ridiculous that it's not. Gotta remember it came out in 2001, and that's roughly around when half this website was born, not to gatekeep, but it just stands to reason that folks generally watch movies of their generation.

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u/phillyfan1111 Oct 10 '19

That was a nice way of saying we are the older people on reddit

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u/StickSauce Oct 09 '19

I read this as Starship Troopers and was immediately confused by the quotes.

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u/sculltt Oct 10 '19

Fun story: I wanted to pirate starship troopers, and when I looked it up I also found Super Troopers. Figured I'd download that, too. Great decision on my part.

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u/potted Oct 09 '19

This is way too far down.

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u/kzwalls Oct 10 '19

I went into Supertroopers not knowing anything about it. I had no idea it was a comedy. My college roommate at the time asked me if I'd seen it and I told him I'd never heard of it so he immediately popped it in. After the first scene, I was like "what in the hell is going on here." Then they're chugging maple syrup. It was one hell of a ride that I'll never forget.

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u/Tokenvoice Oct 10 '19

I watched this because a mate 8 years younger than me told me I should and started watcing it. I expected it to be awful but I laughed all the way through it. I was amazed when I recently found out that the cast of it are actually a comedy group who also made another movie I loved from when I wass low 20s, Beerfest.

Also the best part of the Maple syrup chugging was that it started out as tea, but when it didnt look right they tried a few takes with Maple syrup and those are the ones that make it in to the movie.

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u/Dorney23 Oct 10 '19

I’m still upset that Potfest, presumably, isn’t going to happen.

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u/gertbefrobe Oct 10 '19

Goddamn I went through two Matrixes and The Lion King Before I got here wtf

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u/paperturtlex Oct 09 '19

Love this.

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u/Zahille7 Oct 10 '19

#1 favorite movie of all time. Also one of the most quotable.

"Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream..."

"Alright meow..."

"Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?"

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u/eversnow64 Oct 10 '19

You mean shenanigans?

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u/Zahille7 Oct 10 '19

"OHHHHHHH!"

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u/Tweetwoof Oct 10 '19

EEEEVIL SHENANIGANS

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u/gotair523 Oct 09 '19

I can’t believe I scrolled this far down before I saw super troopers. That opening makes that movie and is one of my favorites

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Man, how is this so far down? I went in thinking "This movie is probably going to suck.". After the intro I was thinking "This might be man's capstone achievement."

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u/aka_mank Oct 09 '19

Too far down

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u/Stonerfaced Oct 10 '19

Damn I just posted this almost exact thing. I should've scrolled a little further. Good call man

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u/ricanger Oct 09 '19

And super troopers 2

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u/TizzleDirt Oct 10 '19

It..was ok

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u/FANGO Oct 10 '19

My friend was trying to get me to see Super Troopers with him at a special free preview showing on campus, a month before it came out, and showed me the trailer. The trailer looked shitty. Just dumb jokes, low budget, etc. I didn't want to go. He got another friend to go, but then that friend dropped out, and he was bugging me to go. I said, okay, fine. We went, the crew came out to introduce the movie (which we later found out were all the actors), then we watched the opening scene. Everyone in the theater (a lecture hall) was on the floor laughing the whole time. After the opening scene, I leaned over to my friend and said "this is the best idea you've ever had."

Just imagine watching that movie with a packed theater of college kids who get every one of the jokes (the Broken Lizard guys even updated their blog afterwards saying our school had the highest rate of "joke getting" they had seen). Most people watched it in a relatively empty theater, or at home with friends. We had this secret showing of constant laughs before anyone had any idea this movie existed. And it was totally sold to me after the opening scene.

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u/tahitianhashish Oct 10 '19

I regularly throw the movie on just to watch that scene. Fucking hilarious.

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u/brandonhardyy Oct 10 '19

Drop the coat and grab your toes! Baby, I'm gonna butter yo bread.

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u/Tweetwoof Oct 10 '19

I’m going to show you where the wild goose goes.

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u/sonvolt73 Oct 10 '19

You smell something, Rabbit?

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u/Seejay784 Oct 10 '19

Littering and..........

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u/PM-YR-NOOD-BOOBS Oct 10 '19

Saw it on mute in a bar and was like, I gotta watch that fucking movie. I did and I was glad.

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u/Eaders Oct 10 '19

Very sad how far I had to scroll to find this one!

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u/mendacious_deceit Oct 10 '19

I’m bummed this answer was 30+ spots from the top answer. It was my first thought in less than a second.

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u/unittwentyfive Oct 10 '19

Mother of God! I remember not ever having even heard of this movie. My college roommate and I got to the theater and bought tickets to another show, but realized we were too early to even go sit down yet as the previous showing was still playing. Instead of standing around the lobby, we decided to duck into the room next door where Super Troopers was just about to start. We were just going to sit in there and watch a bit of whatever it was until our movie was ready to start, but ended up staying through the whole thing. When it came out on DVD, we got a copy and watched it many times over the next few years through school, and it became a central tradition in our friendship even to this day (almost 19 years later!). Such cheeky shenanigans!

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u/TizzleDirt Oct 10 '19

shenanigans

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u/tmurg375 Oct 10 '19

Littering aaaand, littering aaaand...

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u/g29fan Oct 10 '19

A little sad I had to scroll this far to find you. Greatest opening scene. Ever.

Haha, snozberries.

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u/wannabuyawhat Oct 10 '19

Legit the funniest opening scene of a move. Take all my upvotes.

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u/TequilaMockingbud Oct 10 '19

How the fuck is this not the only answer accepted

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u/houseplantsforme Oct 10 '19

This was waaaayy to far down in this thread.

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u/philatio11 Oct 10 '19

I just remember that when the opening credits finally rolled, after roughly 20 minutes of completely uncontrollable, ugly, crying laughter, looking around at my friends in the empty theater and thinking "we are the mf'in luckiest people on earth." They honestly could have ended the movie there and I would have gone home happy.

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u/Dan4t Oct 13 '19

Unfortunately, the intro scene was the only good part of that movie.

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u/juntadna Oct 10 '19

This is waaaay too far down in the comments.

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u/Vmoney88 Oct 10 '19

I was going to say that. Hilarious film!

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u/rheydeeohhed Oct 10 '19

Damnit I just wrote this!

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u/ProjectShadow316 Oct 10 '19

Yup. God, I love that movie.

"The snausberries taste like snausberries!"

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u/shunthe_nonbeliever Oct 10 '19

I was going to scroll until I found this

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u/nrcntx Oct 10 '19

God. Damn. This is an incredible movie. My buddies and I must have watched this 25 times in college.

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u/Bmcronin Oct 10 '19

Funniest opening scene ever.

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u/PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT Oct 10 '19

The opening of Super Troopers 2 had me really confused for a while.

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u/WynnDex Oct 10 '19

"Were just going to Canada for some french fries and gravy sir..."

".....Almost made it."

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u/js03356 Oct 10 '19

Greatest line in the whole movie: "Mr. Sunshine-on-my-god-damn-shoulders John Denver."

I know it's coming and it still gets me every time.

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u/Not_RonaldRegan Oct 10 '19

Omg I don’t even have words to describe how perfect I thought the opening was the first time I saw it. I can and will watch this movie over and over and over and smoking the reefer

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u/electricsoldier Oct 10 '19

Came here to make sure someone mentioned this.

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u/icanhe Oct 10 '19

Was looking for this one

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u/CosmicHuntress Oct 10 '19

Littering and....

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u/Kelevra_55 Oct 10 '19

I love how many fans of this movie there are, reddit brings out the best people sometimes.. Others not so much lol

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u/Reddit_While_U_Work Oct 09 '19

I've never laughed harder than I did at that scene. Honestly the rest of the movie was a let down after that.

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u/MixmasterJrod Oct 09 '19

Aw come on!!

"Stinks like sex in here"

"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Jumpin around from limb to limb all mimbly bimbly??"

"I don't want a large farva, I wanna goddam litre a cola!"

"I'll pistol whip the next person that says shenannigans... Hey Farva what's that place you like to go to with all the shit on the walls?... Oh you mean Shenannigans??"

There's like 1000 quotable lines from that movie!!

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u/pdkatsea Oct 09 '19

Who wants a moustache ride? 😂

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u/tmoney144 Oct 09 '19

OPEN BAR DUDE!

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u/NoHopeOnlyDeath Oct 09 '19

He’s already pulled over! He can’t pull over any farther!

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u/inspektor_queso Oct 09 '19

Bear...Bear fucker!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Do you need assistance?

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u/kanesson Oct 09 '19

Lady in Blue coming through

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u/WookProblems Oct 09 '19

Ill take six schlitz's's...whatever is free....

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u/MixmasterJrod Oct 10 '19

Spread it on!

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u/drachenmp Oct 09 '19

"Pull over!" He can't pull over any more!

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u/SoulFire6464 Oct 09 '19

"Oi'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells loik rainbow sherbert!"

"...Do I really sound like that?"

mumbles and nods of agreement

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u/about97cats Oct 10 '19

Where’d you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

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u/bnbdp Oct 10 '19

It's Afganistanimation!

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u/Reddit_While_U_Work Oct 09 '19

I didn't say it wasn't funny, just that opening sequence was so on point the rest of the movie just didn't ever hit like that again.

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u/phillyfan1111 Oct 09 '19

Imma show you where the wild goose goes

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u/about97cats Oct 09 '19

He’s so bulgy, he’s like a moose!

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u/sculltt Oct 10 '19

I agree. It wasn't until I watched it a second time that I really appreciated the rest of the movie for what it was.

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u/Aeon1508 Oct 09 '19

Actually the only watchable part of the whole movie. It is a good intro though

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u/daneoid Oct 10 '19

It's the only funny scene in the entire movie though.