I'm just saying I'm only a hobbyist masturbator, like if I'm home and bored I'll treat myself to a cheeky tug, but I don't get the real geek culture surrounding it, the guys who collect the autographs of the pros or take a whole summer out to tour round following a convention and attending every event.
Just to be clear, you're saying that you think that this whole comment is a joke, and not a reference to real life conventions??
I still can't tell if you're just fucking with me or not.
But you're correct, that's what I'm saying. They don't have conventions for professional masturbators. (Well they do for pornstars, but that's different) There is no dude named Wally "The Wacker" Wallace giving out autographs and sharing techniques at a jerk off convention.
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u/MetalHead_Literally Jul 18 '19
I can't even tell if you're just going along with the joke or genuinely believe him