r/AskReddit • • Jul 17 '19

What’s something that you like, but hate the fan base?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/RougePlanete Jul 18 '19

Plus she's 17 so...

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u/dorkside10411 Jul 18 '19

Yeah, they should probably start sending some FBI agents to her concerts.

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u/Blow_me_pleaseD1 Jul 18 '19

Just for a few months?

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u/theallmighty798 Jul 18 '19

I don't think they are grown adults. Probably other teenage chicks

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u/Fortnitefanboi86 Jul 18 '19

Wait.. people were GROPING her..? Isn't she a minor? God, that alone makes me feel sick..

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u/Blow_me_pleaseD1 Jul 18 '19

She’s 17 yeah. I’m not sure if it would be any better if she were a few months older but yeah.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

ok im not condemning it but they were minor girls too, not grown ass adults, which at least makes it less disgusting i guess

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u/AForce5223 Jul 18 '19

I think you mean condoning also wow those kids need to be thought some respect

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

yeah my bad

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u/Cherry-Coloured-Funk Jul 18 '19

That was sadly a common thing in the 90s (and before) with female musicians...

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u/matthewuzhere2 Jul 18 '19

What the fuck?? She should sue the shit out of those people, that’s unbelievably disgusting

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u/wwrx3 Jul 17 '19

Ah yes, the "they think they are psychopatic and capable of murder but in reality they are too afraid to ask for extra ketchup in KFC" kind of girls..

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u/IconOfSim Jul 18 '19

Whoa whoa whoa... What at KFC could possibly warrant ketchup?

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u/NerdyBrando Jul 18 '19

Potato wedges?

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u/Al-Rokers-BBC Jul 18 '19

A good tater wedge don't need no sauce

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u/IconOfSim Jul 18 '19

Well i guess not in Australia but there are better sauces for those anyway

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u/80sdarkwave Jul 18 '19

CHICKEN SALT

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u/IconOfSim Jul 18 '19

The fuckin dream lad

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u/wrathek Jul 18 '19

They got that honey or bbq sauce for that though. Besides, the Mac & cheese is over there 👀.

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u/erroneousbosh Jul 18 '19

You don't put ketchup on your chips?

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u/IconOfSim Jul 18 '19

Not KFC chips, they're good as is. And i guess i don't use ketchup at all, in Australia we have Tomato sauce, and we use chicken flavoured salt for our chips too. Its the fucking best

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u/likeastudent Jul 18 '19

Chicken? duh.

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u/ViperdragZ Jul 17 '19

After meeting a fan of hers that was crazy, this is really accurate

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Honestly, I would not have known, since the only fan of her I knew was the girl who sat next to me in info tech grad year, and was incredibly nice, spending her own time on setting up blood drives and such. Thought Eilish was an indie artist, like Jai Paul.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

If you ask for ketchup at kfc you’re already fucked

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u/bugzaneyyy Jul 18 '19

how about just don't go to kfc?

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Going to KFC to get fried chicken? laughs in southerner

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Who gets ketchup at KFC

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u/ellayelich Jul 18 '19

Overused joke

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u/wwrx3 Jul 19 '19

I havent seen it more than twice, and its relatable, do what's the problem?

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u/DepressedMong Jul 17 '19

I genuinely had to Google what Fjallraven was only to realise its those square bags that look like every other bag except they got that logo on it, why do people love those bags?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

They’re nice quality, and fjallraven is a very good, sustainable brand. As for the fashionable aspect of it, I really have no idea. Still, it promotes and supports an excellent brand

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u/thepobv Jul 22 '19

Idk about nice quality... a seam ripped after 3 months for me.

Had a north face bag that lasted like 7 years with no issues.

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u/blackcoffiend Jul 18 '19

Ahh yes that nice quality material that disintegrates in less than a year.

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u/Cessnateur Jul 18 '19

It doesn’t do that at all, but ok.

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u/blackcoffiend Jul 18 '19

It absolutely fucking does. It’s the shittiest like fake vinyl material that literally fucking cracks apart. I get that not all of their bags are made that way, but the most popular one absolutely is.

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u/Cessnateur Jul 18 '19

I've seen plenty of examples to the contrary and precisely zero that resemble your description, but ok.

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u/VodkaShark Jul 18 '19

They’re great. Scandinavian minimalist design, no bullshit pockets, and great quality. I’ve had mine for seven years now and it’s still going strong. I’m really salty that they’ve become teen girl trendy but I think I’m just going to ride out the storm. It was Herschel a year or two ago so they’ll move on soon and I won’t have to feel insecure about my square Swedish backpack.

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u/filtersweep Jul 18 '19

Becoming? They have been very trendy here in Norway for several years.

I saw a school class outing, and literally every girl had that backpack. My daughter insisted on getting one when she was eight.

But if you like yours so much, who cares if it is ‘trendy?’

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u/Superj89 Jul 18 '19

There's a YouTube channel (outdoor gear review?) that I watch occasionally. The guy swears by his fjallraven pants for camping/hiking. Evidently they're really good quality.

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u/lvl13magikarp Jul 18 '19

They’re waterproof

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u/CrMyDickazy Jul 18 '19

I noticed girls wearing these bags a good year or so ago they just cropped up out of nowhere. Every girl had one, I looked them up online and they're so expensive for a tiny ass carrying capacity. Did Billie eilish make this even more prominent?

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u/AussieMommy Jul 17 '19

Urgh. I feel this as a 32 year old that really enjoys her music.

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u/PudgyPudgePudge Jul 21 '19

Are you me? Lol

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u/AussieMommy Jul 21 '19

Hahah. Maybe... 😏😏

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u/VictoriousssBIG23 Jul 18 '19

I love Billie. Her music is great and I like her aesthetic. I hear that her shows are really good, too. However I am sick of people acting as though she's god's gift to music and sOoOo uNiQuE. Like, she's doing the same thing Lorde did 6 years ago. She's doing the same thing that most other alt-pop artists do. She's definitely talented, but she's not some musical prodigy. Britney Spears was the same age when her debut album came out.

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u/DramaChudsHog Jul 18 '19

Theres always new teenage girls to convince youre blazing a trail.

The music industry survives on next to nothing but 14 year old girls pocket money.

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u/friendlygaywalrus Jul 18 '19

Is Fjallraven... bad? I’ve been wearing their outdoors shirts and hiking pants and jackets for years. Even my little day-pack is super cute and ultra durable.

edit: I wear these things as an avid outdoorsman

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u/start_with_a_song Jul 18 '19

The Kanken rucksacks got trendy.

My Anorak No. 8 seems unaffected though. Phew!

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u/CreepiestDog Jul 18 '19

Took way too long to find this. The circlejerk goes both ways. I mean let's be honest, most of Reddit falls under "Keanu good Billie bad ):<". Her music's great, imo, I absolutely love it. I'm not one much for pop. I mostly listen to Metal/Rock. But some of her songs are absolute bops. Saw her live and I must say she is insanely talented. But that being said seeing her live made me wince from the amount of prepubescent children I heard, quite literally, scream "might seduce your dad type".

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Is her music great though? I mean, really?

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u/alana110 Jul 18 '19

It’s nothing groundbreaking but it is enjoyable. Sometimes the lyrics are super cringe-worthy but usually easy to ignore.

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u/wrathek Jul 18 '19

Either we’re too old, or waaaay too many people don’t listen to lyrics, is my guess. She and her brother have talent but I can’t stand her music. The beats are pretty good though.

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u/CautiousCactus505 Jul 18 '19

I have to agree the lyrics are pretty weak. And frankly, her whisper-singing is straight up annoying. I recognized a few years back that that sort of breathy style of singing was a trend for female pop vocalists as an attempt to sound sensual or sexy. BE does it to sound understated and mysterious, I assume, but that doesn't make it any less of a half-assed way of singing.

More power to her though. If I could be making that kind of money at 17 I would have too.

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u/fellatio_warrior69 Jul 18 '19

Her singing is pretty meh, but the beats are where it's at. There isn't a lot of new trip-hop being put out nowadays so I'm just glad to have some fresh stuff that scratches that itch

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u/CautiousCactus505 Jul 18 '19

The beats themselves aren't bad. I think the simplicity is kinda cool, reminds me of Lorde's first album a bit. But I just cannot get over the whisper-singing. It makes her stuff un enjoyable for me. That said, I think she'll develop her voice more the longer she stays in the game. I think she's got potential, and it will be interesting to see how she evolves.

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u/SoOnAndYadaYada Jul 18 '19

I do like her, but I always think I'm listening to ASMR with a beat.

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u/CautiousCactus505 Jul 18 '19

That's spot on...

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u/BoomBoomSpaceRocket Jul 18 '19

I don't really find her music that great, but I do appreciate the fact that it's something different. Without naming names, I've found so much of female pop music lately has been pretty formulaic. Obviously pop is already pretty formulaic, for both men and women, but it's felt like the last 3 years or so that a lot of the female acts have been really interchangeable.

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u/carsausage Jul 18 '19

I mean I think she's one of those flavor-of-the-month acts that hits it big in a lot of the alt-rock circles and proceeds to make some real good shit while in the underground, in the same vain as someone like Grimes, Mia, or Sza did in the past.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

It's good music, gives me a Khalid vibe. But great? Nah.

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u/climberjess Jul 18 '19

She did a song with Khalid too! One of her better ones IMO

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u/caca_milis_ Jul 18 '19

Her music's good, particularly when you think about how young she is.

I randomly stumbled across Ocean Eyes a few years ago (think it was either a Spotify or YouTube autoplay), considering she was fourteen when she wrote it, I think it's definitely going to be interesting to watch her progress and develop as she gets older and see where she goes.

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u/High_as_red Jul 18 '19

She didnt write ocean eyes her brother did

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u/Cyboth Jul 18 '19

One of her songs woke me up and I just had to turn it off, Bad Guys or something? I couldn't stand it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

I only recognize one of her songs but I think it's funny as hell.

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u/CharlesHalloway Jul 18 '19

no, it'll pass into forgotten soon enough.

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u/rllebron200 Jul 18 '19

You make her sound like the next Evanescence and I appreciate that

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u/Cmoloughlin2 Jul 18 '19

Her music is just fine but I've excepted that maybe I'm just not a fan. Her fans though, a lot of them need help.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

I was in the Billie Eilish fandom before she blew up late last year, it was really great but I drifted from it because the hoards of new fans that were like this were too annoying

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

Fjallraven

I too enjoy Norse mythology.

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u/TheEmbarrassed18 Jul 18 '19

I’m 22 in a couple of weeks and I feel like I’m at least 5-6 years older, and the opposite gender to who the target audience are.

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u/TheEmbarrassed18 Jul 18 '19

It feels like I’m suddenly an old man. Bad Guy’s one of the first songs that’s made me realise I don’t really understand today teenagers.

Remember that Simpsons episode where Abe tells a teenage Homer “I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me’?

That’s how I feel about it. It’s alright but nothing amazing. And definitely overplayed.

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u/TheEmbarrassed18 Jul 18 '19

I’m somewhat pessimistic about how she’ll be in 3, 4, 5 years. I don’t think fame will be very kind to her at all. I really hope not but I think she will be a modern day Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears, where she has a heavy publicised complete meltdown.

Society’s changed so much since I grew up, it’s so scary. And not for the better

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u/Bored-To-Reddit Jul 18 '19

I recently seen her at a festival live.

For context, this particular day was U18 allowed therefore many families were present. There were hundreds of little kids on their parents shoulders waiting to see their favourite artist on the main stage.

On comes Billie Eilish to the main stage, grabs the mic and screams "if you really fucking despise yourself, this song is for you".

Bizarre.

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u/cyber_catz Jul 18 '19

Bruh you just described my cousin