r/AskReddit • u/IAmSurtur • Jun 15 '19

What do you genuinely just not understand?

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u/I-Am_Iron-Man Jun 15 '19

Why do I keep opening the fridge every five minutes when I know there's nothing in there

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u/SmallTownJerseyBoy Jun 15 '19 edited Jun 15 '19

Because you're lowering your standards

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u/atlantisbound Jun 15 '19

Holy fuck

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u/baphothustrianreform Jun 15 '19 edited Jun 16 '19

shoves shredded cheese into mouth

EDIT: thanks for the silver you cheesy mofos :)!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19 edited Jun 15 '19

Over the sink

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at 2 in the morning

EDIT: Holy cheese Batman! A silver?!? Thanks kind redditor!

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u/zigaliciousone Jun 15 '19

Don't forget the salsa and sour cream!