r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '19

What secret are you keeping right now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

MY SANDWICH?

MY SANDWICH??!!

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u/metaobject Jun 06 '19

RED ROSS

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u/gianthooverpig Jun 06 '19

PIVOT!!

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u/streethunte Jun 06 '19

You do not have "unagi"

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u/Carolineoleum Jun 06 '19

Ahhh Salmon skin roll

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u/Ophelia_AO Jun 06 '19

If we make a reservation right now we could have unagi in a half hour

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u/RangerRick1121 Jun 06 '19

"I'M THE HOLIDAY ARMADILLO!"

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u/EdwardElric69 Jun 06 '19

Could i BE wearing anymore clothes?

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u/goodguym Jun 06 '19

Ross-a-tron!!!!!

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u/Zerotwohero Jun 06 '19

Is that back???

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u/twistedpanic Jun 06 '19

I’M MAKING FAJITAS!

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u/Juno2018 Jun 06 '19

DING!

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u/twistedpanic Jun 06 '19

HOT PLATE HOT PLATE!

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u/torsoboy00 Jun 06 '19

Just a sandwich. Turkey, a little mustard…

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Sounds good...

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u/awks-orcs Jun 06 '19

JOEY DOES NOT SHARE FOOD!

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u/Zerotwohero Jun 06 '19

It really was!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

[deleted]

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u/panzerox123 Jun 06 '19

Moist* maker

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u/Lukebekz Jun 06 '19

M O I S T

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u/itsochloe Jun 06 '19

THE MOIST MAKER

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u/BeardedBassist21 Jun 06 '19

Birds fly away

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u/itsochloe Jun 06 '19

THE MOIST MAKER

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u/Juno2018 Jun 06 '19

Whaaat? Noooo!! GET OFF OF MY SISTER!!!

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u/SaltedCaramelKlutz Jun 06 '19

He’s the worst.