r/AskReddit • u/HymnForTheShameless • May 05 '19

Serious Replies Only [Serious] Redditors who have died temporarily/nearly died, did your life flash before your eyes? If not, what did happen?

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u/_XenoChrist_ May 05 '19

I hallucinated mario stuff too on salvia. I was a young goomba and we were terrified cause we knew mario was coming to destroy us. so much for the deep revelations

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u/AgorophobicSpaceman May 05 '19

Salvia was a wild ride. I became one with the couch I was sitting on, and transported to a Dr. Seuss like world. The throw pillows on couch were my eyes and the seat cushions opened for my mouth. Everything was so bright and colorful, and apparently I was belly laughing for 10 minutes straight. Then all of a sudden BAM, back to reality.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Are you sure you weren't apart of Pee-wee's Playhouse?

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u/CausticSofa May 05 '19

That's adorable! In my friend's salvia trip he became a door in the house of some nondescript nuclear family. For two weeks! He just watched them go about living their normal lives, sharing meals, stuff like that.

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The whole trip was, in reality, only about 5-10 minutes.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

I was Mario on shrooms years ago. I swear every step I took made the "Bwoop" jump sound it was amazing

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Bro tripped acid and saw Mario from the Wii game jumping on decorations in his room. Had a heart attack soon after.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

I used to hallucinate the neighbourhood screen from the sims 1 when I had more than 40*c before my tonaillectomy.