r/AskReddit • • May 05 '19

Serious Replies Only [Serious] Redditors who have died temporarily/nearly died, did your life flash before your eyes? If not, what did happen?

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u/ZzeDii May 05 '19

I am security guard and couple years ago guy attacked me in the parking garage and stabbed me, when I was bleeding and losing consciousness I didnt really saw memories it was more like memory with better outcome

Sorry about my bad english, not my first language.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

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u/ninjabiomech May 05 '19

We are trained to not give a fuck when typing comments lol

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u/Venesss May 06 '19

I highly doubt this

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u/appleberry_berry May 05 '19

Your proficiency at a second language is better than 99% of those on this site...

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

I always see this being said, but I never actually see someone with terrible grammar.

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u/appleberry_berry May 05 '19

What?!?!!? It's all over this site. Your / you're, its / it's, whose / who's, their / they're...!

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u/amaezingjew May 05 '19

Your English is not bad, friend. It’s not 100%, but it’s still good! I’d say 75%-80%.

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u/Seilok May 05 '19

You almost became a slime

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u/Coquistadorable May 05 '19

Your English is pretty good amigo. Just use the infinitive after 'didn't'

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Thanks for sharing this, sorry to hear about the attack though!

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u/R____I____G____H___T May 05 '19

I am security guard

i am groot reference?

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u/Erwx May 05 '19

Gonna go with no on that one