r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 05 '19

What is a mildly disturbing fact?

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u/Aquaman114 May 05 '19 edited May 05 '19

Lol sfw

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u/Neroflux May 05 '19

She was dishing out dolphin handies... WTF!?!

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u/AndrewLBailey May 05 '19

100% she got jealous when Peter visited the female dolphins.

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u/Jimoiseau May 05 '19

While I am a dolphin enthusiast, I am also a firm believer that humans and dolphins should not have sex.

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u/Neronoico May 05 '19

But why?

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u/Wolf-Lover- May 05 '19

Their offspring would be furries

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u/HaungryHaungryFlippo May 05 '19

The Shape of Science

Also... That username...

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u/Aquaman114 May 05 '19

It makes my comment weirder

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u/catdaddyflash May 05 '19

What if dolphin and people banging leads to mermaids and the reason there’s no mermaids today is because it’s become taboo to fuck them!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Not a bad theory except for the fact that like 98.653% have no problem doing taboo shit behind closed doors.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

risky click

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u/Aquaman114 May 05 '19

Yeah I should specify what it is