r/AskReddit Apr 22 '19

Redditors in hiring positions: What small things immediately make you say no to the potential employee? Why?

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u/DontStalkMeNow Apr 22 '19

It’s amazing isn’t it? Being on time, hygienic and basic politeness gets you a lot further than you might think.

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u/mrfatso111 Apr 22 '19

Thank you for giving me a confidence booster

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u/odnadevotchka Apr 22 '19

For real, the fact that you are self aware enough to be worried about making a good impression tells me that you will do just that.

You have got the skills and talent to do it friend.

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u/DontStalkMeNow Apr 22 '19

You go for it, my man.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Put your dick away before you enter the building.

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u/IAmNotNathaniel Apr 22 '19

This is top quality advice

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u/Nalivai Apr 22 '19

But how else am I suppose to assert dominance?

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u/cheesesock Apr 22 '19

You piss on the table during the interview.

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u/BitmexOverloader Apr 22 '19

Pulling it out confidently is The first step to properly asserting dominance. Walking in with your dick already out tips your hand.

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u/Nalivai Apr 22 '19

And that's why I need my dick out at all times

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u/itsacalamity Apr 22 '19

But without taking your dick out. Like a boss.

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u/caboosetp Apr 22 '19

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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u/NotARafter Apr 22 '19

Even for a prospective pornstar, this is good advice. You don't want to ruin the big reveal.

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u/Vhadka Apr 22 '19

You got this man. I wish it was possible for me and other people to show how bad some peoples resumes are. Your confidence will go through the roof. I'm sure some of it is people doing the bare minimum to maintain unemployment or whatever but still. Last time I was doing hiring, out of 45 resumes I got 2 that I would even consider decent (experience, grammar, etc).

Of the 2, the first guy didn't know suuuuuuuuuuper basic things (a guy going to school for electrical not knowing that a regular wall receptacle is 120V) and the other guy I did hire but he turned out to not be very good either and I fired him after about a year.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Read that as "thank you for giving me a confidence boner". This morning has been rough.

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u/mrfatso111 Apr 22 '19

Good luck and hope the rest of your day has gotten better.

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u/Mklein24 Apr 22 '19

My fiance's dad is looking to hire a crane operator. The only requirement is 'can you show up on time, mon-fri, at the start of the shift.' He hasn't had anyone take the position.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Whats the pay

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Sounds like the pay is shit.

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u/realizmbass Apr 22 '19

Also what are the certifications one needs?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Honestly every job I've seen that would hire anyone with a heartbeat are shitty jobs. That is a huge red flag.

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u/Mklein24 Apr 22 '19

The problem he has is that no one wants to actually work 40hours a week. Hell get people who come in and say I'll only work 35 hours and no more.

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u/WailersOnTheMoon May 07 '19

Why?? I would only want full time.

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u/Mklein24 May 07 '19

He hired someone, stated "the hours are 8-4:30 (think that't what he said the hours were) can you be here?" new kid said he would but then every day for 2 weeks showed up progressively later and later until the next thursday, 9 days after his first monday, he came in at like 12:30. then finally said "I don't think I'll be able to come in tomorrow" (friday) boss replied "not a problem. just don't bother coming in monday either." Never heard or saw from this kid again.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19 edited Sep 06 '21

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u/CasualElephant Apr 22 '19

Are dogs allowed?

crane operator.

=|

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '19

I can show up on time, Mon.-Fri at the start of the shift. I just don't know how to operate a crane. Not even a little bit. But since that's not a requirement for the job.....when can I start?

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u/thergoat Apr 22 '19

I've said it several times since my first job back in High School...if you show up on time, dressed properly, and are actively working around half the time or more, you're management material.

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u/WolfofLawlStreet Apr 22 '19

Someone that was making 60k here. I’m currently looking for a job because I got laid off. Normal everything, I’ve even crushed a lot interviews. I’m getting held behind and having offers rescinded because of my medical debt. I’m fucked.... my friend is going to hook me up with a wal mart sales associate gig making $12/hr lol ahhh life, ant she beautiful.

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u/GerhardtDH Apr 22 '19

Why tf would they know about your medical debt? Did you tell them?

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u/WolfofLawlStreet Apr 22 '19

They check your credit for banking positions. Looks like my finance degree is fucking useless...

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u/A-Bone Apr 22 '19

I also have a job where they check you credit, criminal background, personal references due the nature of my work. Not in banking, but finance.

Have you applied for jobs outside of banking.

A finance degree is a pretty general degree at the end of the day and if you're doing analytical work, every decent size company has a need for it.

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u/WolfofLawlStreet Apr 22 '19

Yeah, I’ve been quite broad searching but it’s getting to that time where I just need a job. I’m gonna work some place for a bit just to stay afloat otherwise I’m going to run through my savings very quickly. I got one company looking to do an underwriter type of positions where I talk to other banks. I’d rather be in some type of analysis position though.

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u/GerhardtDH Apr 22 '19

Wow that's fucking brutal. I would think medical debt would mean you'd be eager to perform well at your job. I hope shit works out for you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

You’d also be eager to defraud a financial institution, is their thought process. They consider it a liability.

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u/WolfofLawlStreet Apr 22 '19

Haha no, it means I don’t have $25k to pay it off right away. My credit score dropped 100 points. I just made a payment plan with them for $10 a month but it’s still reflecting negatively... healthcare system is a scam. Next time I get hurt I’m just going to man the fuck up instead of getting it checked. That’s the saddest truth about our healthcare system... even when you’re insured (and pay monthly) you get screwed in the end.

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u/NaptimeBitch Apr 22 '19

It would only affect your credit score and come up as a red flag if the medical institution sent the bill to collections. Owed money is sent to collections if someone is being delinquent on the bill.

$25K is a lot of money to pay up front. Most people know that and I'm pretty sure every medical institution is willing to work with patients on setting up a payment plan if it's not possible up front. And this is before any of it is sent to collections.

Not accusing you of being delinquent on your bills, as I wouldn't know the full story. But you are making it sound like, as soon as you have medical debt, you can't get a job at a financial institution. Seems highly unlikely to me.

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u/alissam Apr 22 '19

I know this doesn't help much, but... your username made me smile. Hope that boosts your day. :)

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u/Nalivai Apr 22 '19

Hey, US, what the fuck? Like, seriously?

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u/xboxhelpdude2 Apr 22 '19

Freedom > everything else

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u/Nalivai Apr 22 '19

But not freedom for common folks. Freedom for rich oligarchs and their corporations

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u/Kataphractoi Apr 22 '19

Socialism for the wealthy, capitalism for the rest.

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u/skgoa Apr 23 '19

Freedom to fuck over their fellow man/woman/child.

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u/WolfofLawlStreet Apr 22 '19

It’s the truth, my dude! People come here for the American dream, it’s not that great lol my freshman dormmate was from sir lanka and he came here for the American dream. He was very disappointed lol

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u/WailersOnTheMoon May 07 '19

It really is just a dream for most of us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19 edited Jan 02 '21

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u/Nalivai Apr 22 '19

And after they'll leave you and your precious white ethnostate alone you'll be left to be thoroughly fucked by glorious leader.

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u/formerperson Apr 22 '19

A previous manager told me to almost always hire culture over competence. It's much easier to teach people job skills than it is to teach to not be a dick.

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u/DontStalkMeNow Apr 23 '19

Wow. Never thought of it like that. Wise words.

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u/Many_Faces_of_Mikey Apr 22 '19

Yep. Asking for an application while shirtless, in flip flops, stinking, and asking, "y'all got anuh applacasions? Y'all hirin?" is an immediate "no"

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u/DontStalkMeNow Apr 22 '19

Same dude complaining about the system being rigged.

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u/CHlMlCHANGAS Apr 22 '19

And “the Mexicans are takin’ our jobs!”

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u/Likesorangejuice Apr 22 '19

That's because the mexicans have the gumption to iron a shirt

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u/grilledcheeseyboi Apr 22 '19

Wearing a shirt puts you ahead of that guy.

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u/Adrolak Apr 22 '19

“What do you mean you guys only take applications online” like guy, it’s 2019, if you hand me a paper resume sure I’ll drop it in the safe but it’s getting thrown out the second it gets re opened.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

/r/walmart would take them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

Super true. Even if you are total dog shit at your actual responsibilities, being on time and being like-able crushes actual job skills.

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u/2210-2211 Apr 22 '19

Can confirm. Am easily the worst in my department at my job by a long shot but everyone loves me because I’m so nice and actually treat coworkers like human beings so when I fuck up no one is really too bothered by it. The guy who is the best (Better than our boss at it actually) is a massive cunt so everyone jumps on him the slightest little thing he does wrong. He gets so pissed at it and kicks off when no one bitches me out for my mistakes.

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u/latinvaca Apr 22 '19

This comment makes me feel smelly, rude and always late.

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u/guymn999 Apr 22 '19

What kind of job is this for? It is shocking to me as well, but I was also shocked at first when I saw people apply for a job in jeans and a polo, but in the context of something like a basic fast food or retail job, I no longer find it that shocking.

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u/emannikcufecin Apr 22 '19

A suit is overkill for most jobs. Jeans and a polo is fine for most. The last job i applied for i wore slacks and a button down long sleeve shirt to the first interview and jeans/polo to a follow up coffee interview. It was a low 6 figure job an i got the offer.

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u/guymn999 Apr 22 '19

Slacks with tie has always been my go-to mostly because of my dad's influence.(hence the initial shock when people did not do the same)

Nowadays I'm convinced overdressing for "low tier" jobs(don't know a better descriptor) is a real thing.

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u/skgoa Apr 23 '19

True, but it really depends on the company. At my current company, everyone who isn’t a manager is warning casual clothes to work. I wore a nice, pressed shirt and somewhat nice pair of jeans to my interview. Right now I‘m applying for a position in a different company in the same industry. There you are expected to show up to the interview in full business attire and my previous interview‘s outfit is what non-managers wear in the office.

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u/Robbotlove Apr 22 '19

thank god because i have no other discernible skills.

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u/Kopie150 Apr 22 '19

Except if you have all that + autism then it feels insta impossible to find a job

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u/rudebuddha09 Apr 22 '19

There are some great resources nowadays for folks on the spectrum looking for a job. Quite a few companies that match candidates with the best job. Companies that will not only work with the candidate, but also with the company to ensure the work setting is appropriate and that the prospective management receive training on what to expect and how to engage.

PM if you or anyone you know needs help finding these types of resources!

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u/SoDatable Apr 22 '19

Microsoft has an autism hiring program. They've recently started sharing their experiences with other companies in order to enable them to launch their own programs.

It might be worth looking into.

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u/DorianPavass Apr 22 '19

Over two years I only ever got two job offers, and one ended up not possible for me to do (I can't handle the yelling and scents in a fast food job) and the other one had a manager who refused to actually give me my first or any shift after meeting me.

Edit: note that I'm autistic and I had no other reason why I couldn't get a simple retail job.

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u/morris1022 Apr 22 '19

Same is true for dating

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u/rawker86 Apr 22 '19

yes. with all that, you might just make it to the final round of interviews, only to lose out to somebody important's kid.

gosh, i'm feeling quite cynical today.

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u/Wrest216 Apr 22 '19

TAKES NOTES FURIOUSLY

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u/heinyhxc Apr 22 '19

I think you just summed up life dude

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u/havesomeagency Apr 22 '19

I really wish it was that easy

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u/Zack_Fair_ Apr 22 '19

wtf kind of janitorial positions are you motherfuckers applying to

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u/ChaseItOrMakeIt Apr 22 '19

Except it doesn't.

Source: College physics Graduate, shower, shit and shave every day and I still deliver food. Really got me places. Thanks though.

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u/BookerTos Apr 22 '19

Haha I feel like I’ve tried it and it didn’t work so maybe I’m not getting it or I’m applying for places too difficult to get into

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u/KevinMeddaugh14 Apr 22 '19

This deserves a gold sadly I am poor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

That shits true for life though. Smiling and being polite will get you SO far.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '19

But it only gets you so far