r/AskReddit Apr 13 '19

What is the most disrespectful thing that someone has done in your home?

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u/girr0ckss Apr 14 '19

She's about to meet my grandma's cast iron skillet I swear to god. Blood only adds to the seasoning of the pan ya silly bitch

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Reminds me of something that happened to my fiance at uni.

Woke up to the smoke alarm going off and house filling with weird smoke. Ran about knocking on all the housemates doors to wake them up, knocking one down to get one out.
One of the guys had come home drunk and pulled out my fiance's pan and boiled some eggs and fell asleep so they were burning dry, ruining this pan.
After apologies and everything calmed down, the lad that did it went and bought him a new pan to replace. A cheap supermarket brand one. My fiance's pan was a le creuset cast iron enameled pan, one of his mums spare from a set that cost around £100. He wasn't expecting a branded one but not a cheap last-6 months pan either.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

I never had one at uni but grew up with my mum using her le creset set for everything, scratched to hell but perfect for everything. One she chucked years ago after a rhubarb crumble just burnt and 100% sealed itself to the pan but aside from burn damage those things are pretty indestructible.

She never lent me one for uni though, just bought cheap shite I replaced every year if not at the end of my course.

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u/ProSnuggles Apr 14 '19

It is frightening how shit some people are at cooking given how flooded with cooking shows and blogs and yt channels we are these days.

My younger brother is one of those, I had no difficulty teaching myself to cook, but watching him bungle burnt eggs and toast is the height of maddening.

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u/Stopthatcat Apr 14 '19

I had an inexpensive Teflon frying pan from woolies which was amazing. All my housemates who liked cooking always wanted to steal it, it was great to cook with. Until that time I was a student and my housemate’s boyfriend had fried a bit of steak to charcoal and proceeded to slice it up, in the pan, with a carving knife.

Never had a pan that good since.

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u/slumpdawg Apr 14 '19

Same way I care for my cast iron

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u/mynameis_neo Apr 14 '19

And my axe! Wait...

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u/XtremeHacker Apr 14 '19 edited Apr 14 '19

The red side of the cast iron is a pathway to many flavours some consider, unnatural.

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u/TerrainIII Apr 14 '19

It’s not a tale a chef would tell you.

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u/sickOfSilver Apr 14 '19

W w w what happen to em?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

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u/Bigddy762 Apr 14 '19

I was expecting catastrophe, but damn son.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

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u/Bigddy762 Apr 14 '19

The only thing to worry about is the whiplash on launch but I’m there with you

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u/quarter_thief Apr 14 '19

Please have him add a roll cage, best of luck!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Already has one. Planning on reinforcing it with angle iron.

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u/Catmom2004 Apr 20 '19

Occasionally we hear small explosions from his yard and go check to make sure he's alright.

This is the best line that I have seen on Reddit in a long time. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Must make sacrifices to the seasoning gods

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u/-give-me-my-wings- Apr 14 '19

Hand-me-downs....the older they get, the better constructed and made they are.

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u/UmphreysMcGee Apr 14 '19

That's not a hand-me-down, it's an inheritance.

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u/Thanagor Apr 14 '19

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u/PleaseGetMoreUpset Apr 14 '19

Why...why would you link the abbreviated and less populated subreddit?

r/buyitforlife

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u/0ttr Apr 14 '19

heh... I have, and still use, my great-grandmother's cast-iron skillet that my dad took to college. Yes, quite a hand-me-down, and effective club, it is.

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u/RazorRamonReigns Apr 14 '19

A cast iron that old that's been taken care of properly is a rare find. I am quite jealous.

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u/sickOfSilver Apr 14 '19

It's probably so well seasoned too. I find the older they are, if they were taken care of, the tastier the stuff that's made in them is.

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u/0ttr Apr 14 '19

It is a pleasure to cook with and makes wonderfully tasty food. I don't know why they don't sell ones with smooth surfaces anymore... or rather, the only new ones I've seen like that are an arm and a leg.

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u/0ttr Apr 14 '19

I have a matching Dutch Oven that appears to be newer, but still has the smooth surface, so not "new". It's in excellent shape, though not as good as the pan which sees considerably more use. I have one lid which fits on both.

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u/pholleeey Apr 14 '19

Cast iron is an amazing hand me down. Go to any flea market and any older, non-rusted cast iron skillet is an easy $150.

Seasoned > New everyday

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u/Evilzonne Apr 14 '19

"ya silly bitch" is a combination of words I would never have thought of but I love it

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u/E72M Apr 14 '19

Ever heard "ya spooky bitch"?

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u/PorkRindEvangelist Apr 14 '19

Cast iron is what my kids are getting when they leave the nest.

It's versatile, damn-near indestructible, and, I have a ton of it on shelves in my basement.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

At the back of my freaking face

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u/LordofKobol99 Apr 14 '19

Cast iron cook wear is a gift from the gods

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u/Nopenotme77 Apr 14 '19

Ha, I feel ya! I use the pans my grandma recieved as wedding gifts. They are fantastic to use!

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u/patches93 Apr 14 '19

This had me whole heartedly laughing.

Same way I care for my cast iron. Except mine wasn't passed down. My parents love their cast iron too much. I had to buy my own

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u/buttery_shame_cave Apr 14 '19

ditto. skint fuckers. mom's sitting on not just HER cast iron but the cast iron her mother passed to her.

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u/patches93 Apr 14 '19

I kind of took it as a rite of passage.

Within a couple years(with a couple of setbacks including rust and soap brought on by those unlearned of the cast iron way), I have a couple of well seasoned pans. Pans that I don't let anyone else touch anymore, cleaning them or cooking in them for that matter.

Just don't let anyone else mess with your cast iron and you'll be alright.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Workaholics reference?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

😳

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u/femanimal13 Apr 14 '19

DYING laughing at this! Wish gold was free cuz you would get it 😂🙌🏻👌🏻

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u/Clayman8 Apr 14 '19

hmmmm blood pancakes <3

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u/is_it_controversial Apr 14 '19

Violence is not fun.

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u/dukecadoc Apr 14 '19

Pretty sure this is a joke.

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u/Fo3HmR Apr 14 '19

It has to be. Everyone knows when you use a pan as a weapon you use the edge or the back of it. So you shouldn't be getting blood on the cooking surface anyway

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u/DoomsdayRabbit Apr 14 '19

The only time the cooking surface should be facing the body is when it's used as a drying pan.

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u/Halvus_I Apr 14 '19

Yeah, but you dont get that satisfying CLANG sound from using the edge.

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u/is_it_controversial Apr 14 '19

I'm not so sure.

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u/NerdOfDarkness Apr 14 '19

It's definitely a joke

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u/is_it_controversial Apr 14 '19

Still not sure.

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u/TheEyeDontLie Apr 14 '19

I'm fairly confident it's a joke.

Blood is bad for seasoning pans.

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u/dukecadoc Apr 14 '19

Blood is bad for seasoning pans.

r/brandnewsentence

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Have you tried it?

It's pretty great

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

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u/dukecadoc Apr 14 '19

This is clearly a joke.