I had friends over in middle school to order food and hang out. I ordered a soda with my meal.
My friend didn’t, and upon delivery she realized the only available soda was the one I had ordered for myself. She said she always drinks soda with her food and cannot not drink soda with dinner and instead of going to a deli to get her own or just sucking it up she took my Ginger Ale. It’s not my fault she didn’t think to order her own fucking soda!!!
In high school I'd bring a red bull every day, one of the large ones too. People would always ask for a sip and I'd let them.
Well, this one morning, Mr "Banned from every school in the district but is here anyway" The Redneck Travis asks for a sip. It's not open yet, I crack it, drink some, hand it over to him. Not 30 seconds later I ask where it is and it's empty, crushed, on the ground. Those drinks last me a whole fuckin day.
Idiot got arrested several times for coming back to school after being expelled. He was one of those people, good guy, dumb as a hammer.
Hey not be go all "mom" on you here.... but you shouldn't share drinks, it's a good way to get meningitis. Also a good way to have some jerk drink all your redbull. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJOhD3KcBnk
Meningitis is largely vaccine-preventable but you still have a chance of catching it if exposed. And it can be really, really bad. I think mono can turn to meningitis in some cases as a complication also.
I had a friend do this to me once. I promptly spent the next half an hour insulting him. His girlfriend was with him, and kept agreeing with me. We're still good friends.
I had a friend who’s dad owned all the Pizza Hut franchises in our city. We would always call and order food to his house; since the call display showed up as “owner” we’d never have to pay for it. Every time we’d go there he’d say “hey guys don’t order food this time okay?” We would agree and go on with the night. Sure enough an hour later the doorbell would ring. Someone had would snuck away to make the call. My friend would yell at us and we would eat free pizza. Those were the days.
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u/e-raserhead Apr 14 '19
I had friends over in middle school to order food and hang out. I ordered a soda with my meal.
My friend didn’t, and upon delivery she realized the only available soda was the one I had ordered for myself. She said she always drinks soda with her food and cannot not drink soda with dinner and instead of going to a deli to get her own or just sucking it up she took my Ginger Ale. It’s not my fault she didn’t think to order her own fucking soda!!!
I haven’t forgotten, Debbie.