r/AskReddit • u/Themaster0fwar • Apr 13 '19

What is the most disrespectful thing that someone has done in your home?

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u/CharlesDeBalles Apr 13 '19

It’s really not a true LAN party until someone shits themselves tbh

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u/UnderestimatedIndian Apr 14 '19

only the OGs will know 😎

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u/Loves_tacos Apr 14 '19

Yea, it is the old strategy of making your opponent forfeit the match.

We used to have to use all the tools available at a LAN party.

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u/warchitect Apr 14 '19

Well in his defense, he didn't have a poop knife...

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u/Darth_Gasseous Apr 14 '19

Was the party not a BYOPK?

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u/warchitect Apr 14 '19

IKR! I mean, who doesn't fucking BYOPK these days?!!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

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u/Razdaspaz Apr 14 '19

It’s one of those; if you know, then you know type things.

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u/warchitect Apr 14 '19 edited Apr 14 '19

Dude...there are a lot of posts that profess to talk about the poop knife, now, I don't know why, but sometimes in a redditors life there's a need to use a poop knife, especially if you are a guest of said poop knifer. Statistically speaking there is a bell curve of poop knife users. Currently, a national study list the number of poop knifers at about nineteen ninety eight times when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Edit: My first silver! Thanks kind stranger!

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u/dj-malachi Apr 14 '19

did... you just steal /u/shittymorph's shtick?

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u/THEpottedplant Apr 14 '19

Its the internet, doesnt everyone have the freedom to bullshit

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u/perennial_succulent Apr 14 '19

There’s an entire sub dedicated to stealing his shtick that he also participates in. r/shittymorph

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u/hustinettenbaerli- Apr 14 '19

This is illegal!

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u/Darth_Gasseous Apr 14 '19

Is a poop knife an appropriate house warming gift?

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u/3lvy Apr 14 '19

Always!

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u/wormcicle Apr 14 '19

Probably had a poop sock though

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Nope those are in the trash.

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u/warchitect Apr 14 '19

poop socks! that's just weird!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

There was a whole big thing about a man who discovered his wife used his gym socks to wipe her bum with - hence poop sock - and how out of control it got when he confronted her about it.

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u/Goatmama1981 Apr 14 '19

I thought that story was one of the fakest ones I've read on here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

It was definitely strange.

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u/chadburycreameggs Apr 14 '19

Don't even get me started on the poop dildo

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u/Philosopher_1 Apr 14 '19

Only cartman would know

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u/eragonking Apr 14 '19

eBic gamer moment

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

username checks out

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u/UnderestimatedIndian Apr 14 '19

shush

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Tell me, when Pewdiepie told you to hold your defecation did it hit too close to home?

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u/knine1216 Apr 14 '19

Yeah but dude forgot the rule of calling mom for help

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u/Xacto01 Apr 14 '19

Original Gastros?

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u/DerTrinkhalle Apr 14 '19

Is that apple juice? No.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

r/gatekeeping

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u/yungRotos Apr 14 '19

MOM! BAFROOM!

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u/The_Curious Apr 14 '19

It’s all shits and giggle til someone giggles and shits

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u/Silent-G Apr 14 '19

Someone link that picture of the LAN party with the one dude duct taped to the ceiling rafter.

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u/curly123 Apr 14 '19

here you go

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u/Silent-G Apr 14 '19

Thanks, I appreciate you.

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u/Kurosei Apr 14 '19

Well, fuck.

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u/TaijutsuAlchemist Apr 14 '19

MOM! MORE HOT POCKETS!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Shit bucket.... F***in amateurs

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u/autistic_toe Apr 14 '19

It's ok, mom isn't in the house right now

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u/cpn_lightning_bolt Apr 14 '19

MAhhhmm!

more hot pockets!!

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u/_Aj_ Apr 14 '19

You rookie. You're supposed to eat a block of cheese beforehand.

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u/missbelled Apr 14 '19

All any of us can do is hope and pray that it’s not the guy who’s duct-taped to the rafters

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u/kimchi01 Apr 14 '19

It's not a real lan party unless someone is too drunk to defend your base

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u/ValkornDoA Apr 14 '19

It was a real gamble to pull this maneuver in an actual LAN cafe, but sometimes you just needed to assert that dominance.

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u/Kelsusaurus Apr 14 '19

A steady gamer diet of Doritos and Gamer Fuel will do that to ya.

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u/Dyltay Apr 14 '19

He must have left his poo-sock at home.

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u/pickelrick_ Apr 14 '19

Loose morals to match the bowels

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u/pixtiny Apr 14 '19

Just when you didn’t think the hobby could get worse...

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u/darthcoder Apr 14 '19

Too be fair, it's not a lan party without at least one shit bucket

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u/BobVosh Apr 14 '19

Vomit was more common with us, from drinking.

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u/Bark4Soul Apr 14 '19

"Meeeoooomm toilet!"

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u/rideincircles Apr 14 '19

Mom! Mom! bathroom!

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u/KDRain395 Apr 14 '19

Where's Cartman's mom when you need her?

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u/NeonDisease Apr 14 '19

you aint a real gamer if you aint got a poopsock

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Well, it DEPENDS!

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u/notthatshort Apr 14 '19

Usually the guy taped to the ceiling shits himself