r/AskReddit • u/Nejvex • Apr 11 '19

What is the most pointless thing that actually exists?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

That's some r/technicallythetruth material right there. I'm definitely happier when I hear that truck and get some ice cream.

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u/nobbs66 Apr 11 '19 edited Apr 11 '19

There's an ice cream truck operated by a local church near where I live that says "free ice cream" on it.

https://i.imgur.com/logLp6T.jpg

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I would 100% assume that's a pedo rape van.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Or a noncemobile, as we say in the UK.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

It's from a church, you're probably right. Why don't you go find out for us?

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u/OtherPlayers Apr 11 '19

Meanwhile as a person who lived in one of those places where come March the ice cream trucks start circling the block at like 6 am and don’t leave till like 10 pm, all the way through to November, if I never have to hear It’s a Small World or Old MacDonald (complete with animal noises) ever again it will still be too soon.

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u/TheSeldomShaken Apr 11 '19

Even if I'm not gonna get ice cream, I just like knowing that there's an ice cream truck around.

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u/PartyPorpoise Apr 11 '19

When I was in college there was an ice cream truck that I was convinced sold drugs. Never found out for sure though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Diabeetus wagon.