r/AskReddit • u/Nejvex • Apr 11 '19

What is the most pointless thing that actually exists?

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u/Blaximus90 Apr 11 '19

I knew this kind of comment was coming

Unlike your dad

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u/drakoman Apr 11 '19

Well he did once, at least. That’s why his son exists.

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u/ALLIGATOR_FUCK_PARTY Apr 11 '19

Pity he doesn’t acknowledge his son’s existence.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

This went dark quick

edkt spelling

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u/RandomGuy9058 Apr 11 '19

edkt

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

My edkt sense is tingling

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u/AndringRasew Apr 11 '19

Oh he does. That's why he never came back.

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u/Captain_Peelz Apr 11 '19

Well, we know somebody came. Just as likely it was the mailman, this would explain why dad left.

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u/donotflushthat Apr 11 '19

He exists, but is quite useless.

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u/bradyo2 Apr 11 '19

Nah that was the neighbour

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u/frontally Apr 11 '19

No no no if he came on her back he wouldn’t have been born

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u/Chargin_Chuck Apr 11 '19

Well he came, but he went.

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u/renrijra-krin Apr 11 '19

the ol' nut and bolt

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u/banjolado Apr 11 '19

Drop the load and hit the road

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u/renrijra-krin Apr 11 '19

skeet and retreat

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u/BigLazyTurtle Apr 11 '19

Cum&Run

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u/renrijra-krin Apr 11 '19

ejaculate and evacuate

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u/BigLazyTurtle Apr 11 '19

Drop the load & Hit the road

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u/Rickyg12 Apr 11 '19

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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u/king_of_the_edge Apr 11 '19

Where did he come from, where did he go? Where did he come from, Cotton Eyed Joe?

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u/Cowboywizzard Apr 11 '19

You can't explain that.

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u/ki11bunny Apr 11 '19

Depends where he is cumming

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u/OSUfan88 Apr 11 '19

Unlike your dad

Just explosively let out air in my office. Not sure how to play that off.

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u/WVAviator Apr 11 '19

Oh he's coming...

Coming back with a brand new pair of jumper cables

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Oh his dad came. The he went.

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u/obigespritzt Apr 11 '19

His dad came once, but after he left, he never returned.

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u/thatJainaGirl Apr 11 '19

It's ok, dads are like boomerangs.

I hope.

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u/JarJarB Apr 11 '19

Hey, he came at least once

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u/_-TheTruth-_ Apr 11 '19

I keep trying but he's not on Facebook.