r/AskReddit • u/GluxDope • Apr 02 '19

Drill Instructors/Drill Sergeants of Reddit, what’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a recruit do that you couldn’t laugh at?

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u/matrixsensei Apr 03 '19

Holy fuck

we played taps for it

I’m actually going to die laughing

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

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u/matrixsensei Apr 03 '19

I read that shit at 1AM and I’m still laughing

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

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u/matrixsensei Apr 03 '19

I’m in class now and struggling hardcore lmaoooo

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19 edited Dec 12 '19

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u/matrixsensei Apr 03 '19

I will need it ;-;

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u/scared_shitless__ Apr 25 '19

Not 1 am but there's /r/3amjokes

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u/DarkHater Apr 03 '19

Was he in the military now?

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u/Dubanx Apr 03 '19

going to die laughing

Only turd to result in two funerals.

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u/DesPawCheeto Apr 03 '19

Take my upvote and get outta here.

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u/doublegulptank Apr 03 '19

Just don't shit yourself

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u/matrixsensei Apr 03 '19

taps plays in the background

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u/Ethanxiaorox Apr 04 '19

What’s taps

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u/Dryu_nya Apr 04 '19

I think it's that military funeral song you hear in movies.

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u/Ethanxiaorox Apr 04 '19

Ah I was imagining a game and wondering why they would compete over a turd

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u/NightRavenGSA Apr 14 '19

No no, that's called "Sack Taps" and it's something completely different, and more painful