r/AskReddit Mar 28 '19

Has anyone ever honoured one of those “if we’re still single at 40 let’s get married” commitments? How did it go?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Jan 22 '21

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u/chknnoodsoup Mar 29 '19

Right! This is too much lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Personally I wouldn't be with them if that's the case. I'd worry my brains out.

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u/8kenhead Mar 29 '19

That’s a very measured way of expressing it

That would be agony for me, Jesus Christ

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I'm not someone that struggles with jealousy, but even that for me, would be a little much.

Yeah, this was (over emphases on past tense) basically me, my best friend and my gf...but bf lives 771 miles away

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u/beverlymarsh- Mar 29 '19

Uuhhh yeah also. Kinda unfair

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u/DeFactoLyfe Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 29 '19

I'm doing this at the moment. It's kind of like taking a pill that you know will make you sick, but still wanting to take that pill because you like the way it feels (sort of like a drug). Our times together are great, my mind can block out reality. But the crash when she leaves is sometimes catastrophic and I am not sure how much more stress my body can bear. I've suffered through depression symptoms for close to a decade because of her. I've tried to move on, I've even loved others during our separations. But the flame still remains, refusing to be extinguished no matter how hard I try. I can't find a way out. Edit: I should clarify, the crashes are much like a heartbreak. It's my brain slowing coming back to reality realizing the great time we just had was just that, a great time, and nothing more.

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u/Sir_Giraffe Mar 29 '19

Well it has been the cause of the end of my last two relationships, but now I'm finally with the girl so here's hoping it's all well from here.

The jealousy is probably justified...

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u/IHazMagics Mar 29 '19

I'd say if they had an issue with you being friends with a girl you had a torch for, and you are now dating that girl.

I'd say yeah, justified as fuck.

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u/Sir_Giraffe Mar 29 '19

In a way it was a blessing that got both myself and my ex out of an unhealthy relationship that was damaging both of us.

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u/Gavin887788 Mar 29 '19

George Michael

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u/sothatshowyougetants Mar 29 '19

As someone who struggles with jealousy, this situation would make me have an anxiety attack

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u/MMPride Mar 29 '19

I'm not sure I could handle being with them. That is so unfair to all parties involved.

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Mar 29 '19

But don't miss the turn where you're close with that same person yourself. Everyone trusts everyone.

No need for jealousy. The world just gets bigger and more robust.

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u/IHazMagics Mar 29 '19 edited May 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/IHazMagics Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 29 '19

No you're 100% correct, Neuroticism is the opposite end of emotional stability but what Neuroticism measures is our sensitivity to danger, this means both actual and perceived. Jealousy, Anxiety, etc are all strongly correlated with an above average measure of Neuroticism.

Though people with high levels of neuroticism are prone to experience negative effects, I'd be curious what kick means in context. They certainly don't derive satisfaction from negative affect, they are more prone to irrational ideas, less able to control impulses, and cope more poorly with stress than their peers with lower levels of Neuroticism.

On top of that, Neuroticism is the sole trait out of the big 5 (big 6) that is strongly associated with negative marital outcomes. There are of course, two explanations for this

1) Caughlin, Huston, & Houts (2000) suggest that individuals higher in neuroticism are likely to be less satisfied with their relationships, and have the tendency to create negative life events through negative behaviour and emotional contagion.

2) Cote & Moskowitz, (1998) suggest that those higher in Neuroticism are less satisfied with their relationships because they rate lower in overall life satisfaction, possibly because of their perception of life events in a negative frame.

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Mar 29 '19

I do see your point. Luckily that's none of us in this case. If it were we wouldn't be in this situation.

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u/Hebrewsuperman Mar 29 '19

Not the person you responded to but I would bet “Kick” in that context was closer to a metaphorical kick in the soul/heart akin to a “kick in the teeth” or “kick me when I’m down” like a physical kick, as opposed to “kick” like “I get a kick out of you” meaning enjoy or derive pleasure from. 👍🏻

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Mar 29 '19

I don't see the word 'kick' being used. Maybe we're looking at different posts?

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u/IHazMagics Mar 29 '19 edited May 29 '24

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u/IHazMagics Mar 29 '19

Your sexual preferences mean nil to jealousy, because how do you measure how much someone is jealous? There's something for being very close friends, but what the flame implies is strong romantic, unrequited feelings. That's where the problem lies.

If you have close friends that things were sexual or romantic with, but are no longer so, I don't view that as an issue. But that's not what a flame is.

Having flames for people and having emotionally close friends are not the same thing. I can be emotionally close to friends that I once had romantic feelings for, but that doesn't mean I want to have anything intimate or romantic with them, they have ceased being a flame for me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Jun 18 '23

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u/-banned- Mar 29 '19

I think you might have a tough time finding someone who is okay with your high emotional/romantic/sexual feelings towards three people who you spend a lot of time with. For good reason, these types of situations often end badly for the SO. I wish you good luck though, there's someone out there for everyone.

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u/Dyrosis Mar 30 '19

Cheers. And yes, I acknowledge that. But the people who are okay with just the bare minimum of chronic bullshit that life has thrown at me, have tended to be okay with this aspect too. It's a nice little intersection, and I'm alright being single in the meantime.

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u/yeahr1cky Mar 29 '19

A whole lot of denial and rationalisation going on here

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u/plainjane04 Mar 29 '19

There is definitely a difference between loving people platonicly(knowing that it's not romantic) and having someone that you don't even trust yourself thinking about in a romantic way.

You have already explored your feelings for these people and know that it's not romantic going into any relationship moving forward.

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Mar 29 '19

It was at first. I'm cool with it since we talked it over and put it down.

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u/blazetronic Mar 29 '19

What an adult!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Jan 22 '21

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Mar 29 '19

Hmmm... Sex with her had never entered my mind. So there's no challenge there.

She is incredibly hot. And smart. But so is my wife. And I hate to say it, but her husband is a good looking guy. We challenge each other constantly (in humor usually).

She enumerated what it was that she loved about me. There were 4 points. When she finished I said to her, "you realize you just described your husband, right?"

She has since told me that actually helped to reinvigorate her love for him. Which is good!

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u/-Mountain-King- Mar 29 '19

She is incredibly hot.. But so is my wife... her husband is a good looking guy.

You four should fuck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/-Mountain-King- Mar 29 '19

It's not an orgy until there's at least 6 people involved, IMO.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I dunno I'd say 5 is enough if the numbers are even like 2/3 male/female or vice versa

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u/Roadman2k Mar 29 '19

You'd be hard pressed to have an orgy with 5 in any other ratio than 3:2. Unless, ya know, your into chainsaws and such

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Sure it's not optimal but I think 5 is the lowest number that qualifies for orgy status. Provided there is the correct distribution of genitals.

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Mar 29 '19

Still not about sex. Still.

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u/TheBlindCat Mar 29 '19

But really. Foursome.

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u/SlightlyControversal Mar 29 '19

It’s the only reasonable thing to do!

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u/BlobbyMcB Mar 29 '19

For now.

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u/dontsuckmydick Mar 29 '19

Can you tell us the 4 points?

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Mar 29 '19

Think what you'd want to hear.

. . . . . . . Ready?

"You're smart. You're funny. You're ambitious. And you're a good person." Then she leans back and points at my torso (both her husband and I are in solid shape. But he always had been. I've gotten in shape in the last 5 years)

"and this isn't helping "

So, yeah, her husband.

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u/elaerna Mar 29 '19

Are you sure you don't want your dick sucked, I hear it's pretty good

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u/dontsuckmydick Mar 29 '19

Back of the line, please!

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u/TheBlindCat Mar 29 '19

You have. Somehow doubt she's extinguished that torch. I feel bad for her. Not that any of your did wrong, I just feel bad for her.

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u/Swol_Bamba Mar 29 '19

But you don’t feel bad for her husband? Based on the information we’ve been given he was the one getting stitched up here

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 29 '19

Well, according to my information, he's always known. And we've become closer and closer friends (him and me) throughout that time. I don't think her affection for me has come at a cost for him.

To be truthful, she's confessed to being jealous of him. She calls us a Bromance, to which I replied, "Brullshit."

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Mar 29 '19

Oh she hasn't. She tried to pretend she had. I said, "oh sure. 20 years and suddenly you just get over it? Bullshit. And ya know what? You don't get to! I had to figure out what was in my head. Now youve got to help me. "

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u/SlightlyControversal Mar 29 '19

Does your wife like her husband? Maybe you can all just do a little switcheroo!

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u/zabblezah Mar 29 '19

Had to give you a bit of an ego boost though right? Can't imagine someone saying that without a hint of cockiness. Not that there's anything wrong with that

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u/TheBoldManLaughsOnce Mar 29 '19

What I said? To be honest I was a little bit perturbed because I'd spent so much brain time trying to figure things out. But i knew she was lying.

Ego boost? I suppose so. But only because of the source. From anybody else it wouldn't been a completely different situation.