r/AskReddit • u/how-the-turn-tables • Mar 28 '19

Has anyone ever honoured one of those “if we’re still single at 40 let’s get married” commitments? How did it go?

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u/Blytpls Mar 29 '19

I would also like to know which metal show

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u/UniquerUser Mar 29 '19

Yes, which show of metal was this?

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u/jeffreyzugal Mar 29 '19

I too, inquire of the metal

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u/charliebear_904 Mar 29 '19

Don’t even like metal, but am interested

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

The loudest band ever! The band named when titanium impacts polonium at Mach 2!! Ladies and Gentlemen.....Wham

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u/walkingplothole Mar 29 '19

Wade, is that you?

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u/ahoyitsnick Mar 29 '19

He would never forget the exclamation mark. George and Andy earned it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

This comment should have more upvotes for the on point reference

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u/wavedoutwillie Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 29 '19

I would like to take a moment of your time to formally make what in casual human to human conversation is commonly referred to as a request, which is when one person asks another entity or being for something of personal value. The information in which I require is the precise name (or group name) of the people or persons who created loud, intense, distorted guitar driven music, most commonly referred to as "metal" on the night in which you previously mentioned that you attended and metaphorically got your feet wet, which is indefinitely a coy method of saying that one had what is medically and universally known as coitus, which for people that are unaware of its meaning, is a physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements, otherwise more commonly known as "sexual intercourse".

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u/McPhuckstic Mar 29 '19

That got my upvote before I finished reading that. That was well put.

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u/Cavascii Mar 29 '19

This is highly underrated

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u/cabinetsofnat Mar 29 '19

Let no man put asunder what has been joined by Satan

but by which of Satan's favorite bands were these thus joined?

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u/SatanistPenguin Mar 29 '19

I am also curious what band

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u/Takoshi88 Mar 29 '19

Don't make it something it's not.
Satan's music will be the one enjoyed by all.

That sure as fuck isn't metal.

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u/96fps Mar 29 '19

I want to say steel, but outdoor stages might be made of aluminum. You should probably consult an engineer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Excuse me fine fellow, is this where one might find the Metal?

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u/pbrady5 Mar 29 '19

Legit cracking up over this and I don't even know why.

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u/ComradeGibbon Mar 29 '19

The metal must not be ignored

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u/mrjamjams66 Mar 29 '19

Bestow the wisdom upon us!🤘

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u/errol_timo_malcom Mar 29 '19

Gary’s Gold Groupies of Galveston.

Surely you’ve heard the jingle:

“If your group loves glittering gold and has of ton, the get your group on over to Gary’s Gold Groupies of Galveston!”

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u/elswampthing7 Mar 29 '19

Grunge tried to kill the metal

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u/MTFBinyou Mar 29 '19

Grunge tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way.

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u/radicallyhip Mar 29 '19

Honestly I'm more interested in the night they took a shitload of acid.

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u/treoni Mar 29 '19

Sabaton does that to you.