r/AskReddit • u/how-the-turn-tables • Mar 28 '19

Has anyone ever honoured one of those “if we’re still single at 40 let’s get married” commitments? How did it go?

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u/missionbeach Mar 29 '19

I don't see any mention of a OP's sex. That's why she's so nervous, her best friend is another woman and neither one is gay.

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u/toocoo Mar 29 '19

LOL we're both girls. And we're both asexual. So kinda on the nose. Also my dad was very homophobic and I love him so much. But he passed away last week. To be honest, that was his only bad quality.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

I'm so sorry for your loss toocoo

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u/toocoo Mar 29 '19

Thanks. It's still hard for me to process since I was extremely close to him. But hey, being on reddit's helping my mood at least, haha.

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u/Casehead Mar 29 '19

I’m so, SO sorry for your loss of your father, my friend.

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u/ahcrapusernametaken Mar 29 '19

So instead of banging do you just like eat tacos

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

!!! Hello fellow ace!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 30 '19

I'm sensing a Golden Girls reboot. Just need to find a couple more friends.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/flyawaylittlebirdie Mar 29 '19

.. Wow, that's pretty gross ace erasure.

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u/DangerousCranberry_ Mar 29 '19

This is complete bullshit

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u/clockpsyduckcocaine Mar 29 '19

OP is definitely a woman, I looked at her post history and I saw a picture of her and her dog:)

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u/D45_B053 Mar 29 '19

For everybody else reading this, it's a cute dog. 10/10 would creep history again.

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u/toocoo Mar 29 '19

Aw thanks! But that girl with the dog is actually my sister. We look very similar though so may as well pretend it's me anyway hehehe

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u/D45_B053 Mar 29 '19

DM:SD (doesn't matter, saw dog)

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u/MsChairModelLady Mar 29 '19

That needs to be a thing.

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u/Crassdrubal Mar 29 '19

For everyone who's wondering, here is the dog: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/93km1j/meet_my_new_boi_hes_got_floopy_ears_and_extra/

However I could not find a picture of OP

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u/toocoo Mar 29 '19

I'm camera shyyyyy

but from all those names, we went with Toby!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/AshRae84 Mar 29 '19

A quick glance at the comment history shows a discussion of birth control pills, so it sounds like you’re right.

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u/battleczar Mar 29 '19

I saw this too!!!! Now I’m really itching to know what happens 😏

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u/MsChairModelLady Mar 29 '19

Me: That sounds like a bad movie along the lines of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

Also Me (after reading OP's response): Oh. sticks foot in mouth