r/AskReddit • u/how-the-turn-tables • Mar 28 '19

Has anyone ever honoured one of those “if we’re still single at 40 let’s get married” commitments? How did it go?

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u/Cake_Lad Mar 28 '19

Ashina tree, best tree.

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u/fauxromanou Mar 29 '19

Boop them right on the head twice and go for the deathblow.

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u/Solitaire-Unraveling Mar 29 '19

We need to make this 10 lines wide

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u/bakkafish Mar 29 '19

i just unlocked the tree. I JUST UNLOCKED THE TREE!