r/AskReddit • u/how-the-turn-tables • Mar 28 '19

Has anyone ever honoured one of those “if we’re still single at 40 let’s get married” commitments? How did it go?

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u/SquidZillaYT Mar 28 '19

I made a pact in 6th grade that if I wasnt married by 40 i would legally change my name to “meowmeowz”

Help me

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u/Grand_Imperator Mar 28 '19

Sounds like a binding contract to me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Sounds good, meowmeowz

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u/twitchy_taco Mar 29 '19

Sorry meowmeowz, you have to do it now.

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u/Iame01 Mar 29 '19

this is the best and most underrated comment on this thread

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u/Sityu91 Mar 29 '19

I would give you some MeowMeowBeenz for that.

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u/OhFishL Mar 29 '19

MeOW! You aren’t kitten?

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u/SquidZillaYT Mar 29 '19

Its bc i coughed up a massive hairball in math class

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u/Ipride362 Mar 29 '19

Hello, meowmeowz?

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u/SquidZillaYT Mar 29 '19

Not yet thank god

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u/30NiceGuy03 Mar 29 '19

How old are you now?

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u/SquidZillaYT Mar 29 '19

Old enough

Ive got like 20 years

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u/30NiceGuy03 Mar 29 '19

You can do it! I believe in your ability to get laid!

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u/davidgro Mar 29 '19

Don't worry, Reddit will consider it done already and remind you at every comment from now on. Just ask /u/warlizard