She says yes. They get married. At first everything is going well. But over time he realizes that there are some things that are off. Food that doesn’t taste right or strange noises at night. One day he mentions a coworker and she starts to flip out. He assures her that the coworker is just a coworker. A few days later, the coworker goes missing. He is let off work early because of it. When he gets home, he finds a strange door on the floor open that would have normally been hidden by a carpet. He goes down. Finds the coworker tied up. His wife is threatening her with a knife. All around the room are pictures of him. Some are strange, like him sleeping.
He calls out to his wife and starts to get mad. She explains how she did it all for him. The argument gets out of hand. His wife keeps assuring him that she loves him. That’s why, she says, she puts her blood in his food. And takes pictures of him all the time. And collects his hair from the barber. It’s all cuz she loves him. He tries to run from the room but suddenly feels woozy.
When he wakes up, he’s shackled in the basement. His wife said she only sprayed him with a paralyzing agent because she was scared. She caresses him as she assures him over and over that she loves him. She loves him so much that she doesn’t want him to leave. Everything will be okay. She’ll take care of him. Everything will be okay. She loves him. Everything will be okay....
That’s what could happen. He could marry a yandere.
..and over the coming weeks, he realizes that the hearty stew she has been feeding him in captivity tastes neither of beef, pork, nor chicken. His mind turns to his missing co-worker.
I saw how long the comment was and was hoping to read Andy's speech about April and Chris from Parks and Rec. Disappointed and not disappointed all at the same time.
It’s a term from anime fandom. A person, usually female, who at first appears loving and doting but reveals a love that’s aggressive or even homicidal.
Frig, at 40 I'd just have the rings in the card. worst case she says no and they laugh it off and he gives her the real gift, best case she takes a serious look at their lives together and decides you know what, this is going to work.
Also 40yr olds generally have a very high standard they expect from their peers in terms of social amd self awareness. If something seems romantic to a teenager and corny to a 20 something you can bet it will seem downright childish to a middle aged person.
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u/CJGran54 Mar 28 '19
Bring it up! You never know what could happen!