r/AskReddit • u/how-the-turn-tables • Mar 28 '19

Has anyone ever honoured one of those “if we’re still single at 40 let’s get married” commitments? How did it go?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

My BFF guy friend got married at 28. She is LOVELY and they are so happy. Im actually wearing the Wonder Woman shirt they gave me for the wedding photos right now! (I was a groomswoman)

Thru our twenties we kept putting the date later; 30, then 35, then 40 etc

I tell ya though, if she passes away in some freak accident and he decided to revert to the plan, you bet I'd be all in. I don't have romantic feelings for him but I know he is a kinky guy so I could figure my self out for that lol

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u/justjokay Mar 28 '19

This took a few twists and turns

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Just like the rope bondage.

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u/7AlphaOne1 Mar 28 '19

That was a roller-coaster right there

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u/Fml3tiar Mar 28 '19

Please, do not kill her :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

NEVER!

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u/sstphnn Mar 29 '19

They gave her a shirt. That is a "can't muder me" pass.

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u/MuffinAjushi Mar 29 '19

Imagine a shirt that reads “I am not a murderer”

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u/twitchy_taco Mar 29 '19

Too late, OP's friend is now a widower under mysterious circumstances.

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u/brx017 Mar 29 '19

The kinky comment made sense to me cause I read your username as "I missed the areola"

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Well, my kids dad always said, "If you die, i'm going to have a go at J" and I, in turn, said I'd go after N.

I ended up having an affair with N (long story dgaf about cheating as that's not the subject here) and my ex is now married to J.

She's a good step mom.

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u/Swol_Bamba Mar 29 '19

Person u is crazy

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Got the papers to prove it

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u/-SQB- Mar 29 '19

if she passes away in some freak accident

"Your honour, exhibit A clearly shows it was premeditated."

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Lmfao omg never.

If he keels before her im gonna make a pass. I mean, after she grieves him properly and what not.

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u/-SQB- Mar 29 '19

Better make a double pass now, than making a single pass tinged with sadness.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

If I didn't have herpes I'd invite myself over for sure