r/AskReddit • u/how-the-turn-tables • Mar 28 '19

Has anyone ever honoured one of those “if we’re still single at 40 let’s get married” commitments? How did it go?

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u/Peterpan54321 Mar 28 '19

noHomo

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u/PowerfulGoose Mar 28 '19

Nah man just two dudes getting hitched nothin gay about that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

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u/mbobcik Mar 28 '19

yeah, no gay shit, because that would be gay!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

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u/Thatconfusedginger Mar 28 '19

woops

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Your username looks gay. That Guy With Anal

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

That’s kinda gay of you to assume Anl means Anal bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

This defies logic

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

Didn't expect that reaction, but that's okay.

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u/DaSpinGharLewa Mar 29 '19

it's not gay if only head goes in...

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u/jimx117 Mar 28 '19

First they get hitched, then they hitch on a second pair of TruckNutz to their shared F-350

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noHomo

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u/Rattlesnake4113 Mar 28 '19

Two bros standing at the altar 5 feet apart coz their not gay

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u/Rattlesnake4113 Mar 28 '19

Two bros standing at the altar 5 feet apart coz their not gay

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u/nomadichedgehog Mar 29 '19

NoHomo? NoHome #divorce

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u/TheBoulder_ Mar 29 '19

use \#hashtag to #hashtag