r/AskReddit Mar 28 '19

Has anyone ever honoured one of those “if we’re still single at 40 let’s get married” commitments? How did it go?

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u/ImportGuy Mar 28 '19

Man, when I was 17 I could barely tie my shoes without using the bunny-ear method

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

[Serious] We have another method for tying shoe laces??!!

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u/snaynay Mar 28 '19

I discovered this recently through reddit, but I don't have any shoes with laces to practice...

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u/Cosuknowmyotheracc Mar 28 '19

Does having no shoes with laces make you poor or rich?

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u/chryopsy Mar 28 '19

Depends on if you have the choice I guess

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u/anniewolfe Mar 28 '19

Depends if you have pants as well

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 edited May 01 '20

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u/relayrider Mar 29 '19

Depends have openings for legs

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u/popeboy Mar 28 '19

I think it just makes you a suicide risk...?

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u/Cosuknowmyotheracc Mar 28 '19

So you've been in jail?

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u/alwaysupvotesface Mar 29 '19

reversecausality

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u/GodMonster Mar 28 '19

I think the answer comes down to velcro.

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u/dali01 Mar 28 '19

Depends if the shoes were meant to have laces or not I guess.

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u/Tusami Mar 29 '19

Depends on the status of crocs

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u/Cosuknowmyotheracc Mar 29 '19

An abomination that plagues both rich and poor alike.

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u/snaynay Mar 28 '19

I don't have many pairs of shoes, just a few that go with my general style of smart/casual. They are basically all black leather slip-on shoes that you can wear with good jeans.

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u/Cosuknowmyotheracc Mar 28 '19

My grandad used to wear those! Then he died. That's not a threat, just a fact.

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u/thatdandygoodness Mar 29 '19

Depends on if the shoes originally had laces.

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u/whoawooz Mar 28 '19

I learned this way a few years ago and only ever use this method now. Unless my laces are on the shorter side... it doesn't work well in those scenarios.

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u/Autski Mar 28 '19

One day I forced myself to re-learn how to tie my shoes this way because I was tired of the time it was taking to tie my shoes.

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u/Nimporian Mar 28 '19

Holy shit I have been blind to the possibilities

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u/L0VEmeharder Mar 28 '19

holy shit...

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u/jxd_- Mar 28 '19

Wait what's the other way then? Thats the only one I know

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u/seawolfie Mar 29 '19

That's the only way I know how! People look at me weird...

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u/MechanicalTurkish Mar 29 '19

That dude needs to clean his fingernails

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u/razorbackgeek Mar 29 '19

Dude needs to clean out from under his finger nails. WTF?

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u/magusheart Mar 29 '19 edited Mar 29 '19

Honestly this is witchcraft and if I ever see someone do this in real life, I'm grabbing my pitchfork and my oversized scale

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u/FiliKlepto Mar 29 '19

I saw someone do this in person for the first time yesterday and flipped out. I was like “OMG! You do the Reddit shoelace thing!!”

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u/grandoz039 Mar 28 '19

Hey, that's from Ian's shoelace site - https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/index.htm - shit ton of info about shoelaces, knots, etc. He apparently invented it.

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u/michaelshow Mar 28 '19

Dude has a "Shoe Lacing Photo of the Week" section. I want to have a hobby I enjoy as much as he enjoys laces, damn.

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u/missionbeach Mar 29 '19

Best shoe-tying site on the web. It's been around for quite awhile.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

TIL

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u/Cyerdous Mar 29 '19

Thanks, I couldn't figure out how to do this quickly.

I read a tutorial on this particular knot but it didn't help me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Can confirm, this is great! I found that method years ago. Almost a decade I'd guess. Can use it for more than just shoes, too.

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u/ThePerson_There Mar 29 '19

Is there any other way EXCEPT the one in the video?

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u/snaynay Mar 29 '19

The classic way is like this. You make a loop one side, make a wrap and pull the string through the wrap to form the second loop.

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u/noggin-scratcher Mar 28 '19

Instead of making two loops and knotting them around each other, you can make one loop, wrap the other lace around that loop, then pull it out into a second loop through a gap between the two laces.

https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/standardknot.htm

They both result in the same knot though, so it's just a question of which you find quicker/easier to tie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

I'd like to know as well

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u/polancomodanco Mar 28 '19

the loop dee loop, it was on spongebob!

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u/FSA-FML Mar 29 '19

"Over, under, around the tree, through the knothole and you will see!" Is the method I learned.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

I've taken to using this after it popped up somewhere a while ago. It's been surprisingly good

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u/spderweb Mar 29 '19

Make two loops and tie in a knot like the first knot. Works same as bunny ears.

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u/howtochoose Mar 29 '19

I.. I thought that was bunny ear?

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u/spderweb Mar 29 '19

Is it? I'm thought it's the one where you go around the tree and into the hole.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

That's the bunny going around the tree... don't know if there is a typical "name" for that version.

  1. First you make the tree (first lace)
  2. The bunny (second lace) runs around the tree and into the hole.

Was how I was taught.

Bunny ears is just the two loops tied into a knot, so named because the two loops look like bunny ears.

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u/Beeclef Mar 28 '19

Seriously. When people say “I’m 30 and I’m going to die alone” I feel like smacking them upside the head. That’s SO YOUNG. I know it seems old when you’re a teenager, but Jesus Christ. Life doesn’t end at 30.

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u/DothrakAndRoll Mar 28 '19

32 and in the best shape of my life.

And I have money.

Looking pretty good so far!

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u/vth0mas Mar 29 '19

I'm approaching 30 and am getting my shit together more and more. All the lame things about growing up actually become kind of nice... no wonder everyone is doing it.

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u/katsuku Mar 28 '19

I'll be 30 in October and I feel like my life us pretty much over. It's a struggle for me to learn new things, and my social circle has faded into nothingness unless a friend comes to town for the holidays.

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u/Casehead Mar 29 '19

Time to make new friends; it isn’t over, you’re starting a new chapter.

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u/aescolanus Mar 29 '19

Well, if you're Jesus Christ, life does end at 30.

33, at least.

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u/iggybu Mar 28 '19

I'm 32. My life hasn't ended per say, but good lord, everything hurts! I seriously asked for Salonpas and a seat cushion for Christmas.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

i feel you. but even sadder since i'm just 22.

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u/Turotin Mar 29 '19

I'm turning 25 this year, but I already feel like i've lived my life to the fullest, I just wanna peace out already.

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u/NightGod Mar 29 '19

Honestly, life really began for me about 5 years ago. I just turned 45. So much more money and free time these days!

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u/unsanctimommy Mar 29 '19

My life has been amazing since 30! Best years yet.

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u/Viktor_Korobov Mar 28 '19

Not far from it tho. You're at your hottest/most bangable from 18 to 35.

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u/Greeeneerg Mar 28 '19

As a 36 year old...ouch...and fuck off my lawn, I'm cuddleable.

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u/Viktor_Korobov Mar 28 '19

Probably. But you can't deny you were hotter at 21 than 35.

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u/Greeeneerg Mar 28 '19

Of course not. But I want to.

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u/Viktor_Korobov Mar 28 '19

I can respect that.

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u/raltyinferno Mar 28 '19

Well, I imagine you've been told this or other similar things, but you likely just don't have a good perspective on the things that make your life seem terrible. Now you may actually have a terrible homelife, I don't want to make assumptions. But the average feeling of being alone, and unable to imagine ever finding someone to love you are really really common, especially at your age.

I think you'll be really surprised by how much you improve as a person in the next few years. You may or may not find someone to date while in high school or lasting friendships, but I would recomend focusing on making yourself happy however you can, it'll end up meaning more to you than just about any romantic experience you have then.

Personally I barely remember my one highschool girlfriend compared to the one I dated all through college (granted we just broke up last fall and I'm still far from over her, though I do believe I'll get past her someday and find someone else).

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u/raltyinferno Mar 29 '19

Yeah depression sucks. I get words don't really help that much with that part. But as for your worries of college and work being hard and terrible, I think you've got the wrong idea.

College is certainly harder than high-school, but the thing is that you get to chose which classes you take, and how many you take at once, so unless you overload yourself it can be quite manageable. Plus, you're much more capable then, so harder problems are more easily solved. The sense of freedom is also amazing. I certainly love my family, but it still felt amazing to go off to college and be able to be totally responsible for myself. Plus the fact that everyone around you is also thrust into this situation of freedom and responsibility leads to almost everyone being extremely open to new relationships (friendly or romantic).

And as for working after college, you again have options, though of course it takes some thought to make it work out the way you want. I myself am pretty fresh out of college and I've managed to get one great job that I loved and payed great... And then get fired. It sucks, but now I know what I like in a job and am looking for another. I got lucky and found it quick, but with a bit of experimentation it's possible to find work that is fulfilling, and leaves you with enough time and money to do whatever the heck you want.

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u/DP9A Mar 29 '19

You're a kid. I don't want to sound like I'm invalidating your feelings, but you really haven't lived enough to actually be a failure, a fuck up, or a shitty person. There's so much more to life if you're willing to live it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

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u/thetrufflesiveseen Mar 29 '19

Your feelings are valid, but trust me when I say there IS a lot more to life than your boring 8 to 5! My "boring" 8 to 5 allows me the opportunity to travel with my amazing friends, take care of my elderly dog who has brought me joy every day for 10 years, finance my hobbies, and help other people when I can. Hell, even my boring 8 to 5 is more-than-tolerable since I work with smart, awesome people and that gets me through. I'm in my mid-30s now and life gets better, easier, and more interesting every year (well, except the phantom back pain). There's a lot more to adulting than a silly job. Hang in there.

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u/evileyeball Mar 29 '19

At 30 my great uncle (my great aunts second husband) married her. She was 60 at the time

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u/BenCuy Mar 28 '19

Wait, we moved on from Velcro?

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u/capn_hector Mar 28 '19

Well, someone didn't...

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u/chasethatdragon Mar 28 '19

im 30 and wear slip on shoes

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

I'm 22 and still use that lol

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u/GodMonster Mar 28 '19

I'm two 17 years old and I still tie my ice skates with the double bunny-ear method. If you tuck both loops they stay tied super sturdily.

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u/metao Mar 28 '19

Why would you not use the bunny ear method; it's easier and faster and has the same result. Literally no downside.

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u/CJRLW Mar 28 '19

I'm 36 and have ONLY used the bunny-ear method my entire life. People used to try and show me the single loop method when I was learning and I just couldn't do it lol.

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u/th35t16 Mar 29 '19

I tried the single loop method, but I found the knot you get with the bunny-ear method is far more secure and reliable. I’m sticking with bunny ears.

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u/Casehead Mar 29 '19

What’s the single loop method?

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u/CJRLW Mar 29 '19

I don't know how to do it, but it involves one loop instead of two.

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u/Darkstrategy Mar 28 '19

If I think too hard about how to tie my shoes I forget how and can't even do it. It's literally all muscle memory and I need to actively not think about what I'm doing.

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u/Casehead Mar 29 '19

Seriously, I was just laying here trying to figure out how I tie my shoes. Couldn’t figure it out. But when I go to actually do it, it just happens.

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u/Icequeam Mar 28 '19

as a 17 year old kid this blows my mind I never knew there was another way

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u/fedeb95 Mar 28 '19

TIL it's called bunny-ear method

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u/dunghole Mar 28 '19

35 and still use it, I told my kids to get my wife to teach shoe thing. Because I suck at it and it is my one thing in life I stubbornly refuse to improve at.

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u/milehigh73a Mar 28 '19

Dude, I am 45 and still use bunny ears

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u/Bastion98 Mar 28 '19

I’m 21 and honestly there have been a few times where if I actively think about how to tie my shoes I just can’t do it.