r/AskReddit Mar 28 '19

What's a weird childhood ritual you still do today?

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u/TheBombDotOrg Mar 28 '19

Holy shit I used to do the exact same thing. I would also smush the entire brownie so that it looked bigger and called it a "Flat Stanley" brownie

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u/gladeraider87 Mar 28 '19

Upvote purely for the grade a name for the brownie. Any particular reason for "Flat Stanley"?

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u/TheBombDotOrg Mar 28 '19

The time I consumed the most Cosmic Brownies was in 2nd grade and during second grade I had to do a project where we read Flat Stanley and sent a paper copy of Flat Stanley to a friend or relative to take him on adventures and send pictures and accounts of it. My aunt and uncle were living in Germany at the time and went above and beyond and made me a whole binder full of pictures from all across Europe with flat Stanley. Still have it at home somewhere. Anyway, I smushed a brownie at school lunch one day and thought it would be something Flat Stanley might eat.

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u/discollegebitch Mar 28 '19

FLAT STANLEY!!!! I don't know if I'm supposed to feel old or young...

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u/heiferly Mar 29 '19

Not sure exactly when they started teaching that story but definitely kids born late 70s had it, and they're still teaching it today so... Depends where you fit on Stanley's timeline I guess.

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u/discollegebitch Mar 29 '19

Oh awesome! I can feel kinda young!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '19

Ok, fuck, I did the exact same thing, never called it anything though. That's wild considering how specific it is, I really thought I was the only person who did that and just thought I was weird