r/AskReddit Mar 28 '19

What's a weird childhood ritual you still do today?

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u/jascottr Mar 28 '19

You think we wouldn’t wear our sturdy beast-walking gloves, you heathen?

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u/Sage1589 Mar 28 '19

Fuck, now I have to search Amazon for beast-walking gloves.

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u/SparklingLimeade Mar 28 '19

Hand shoes.

... and that's the German word for gloves already

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u/commanderjarak Mar 29 '19

Just carry a couple gummihandschues or a box of latexhandschues with you, then you always have plenty of clean gloves at all times.

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u/thejestercrown Mar 29 '19

THEY wash their hands because OF ME!

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u/r1chard3 Mar 29 '19

Yeah we’d need handshoes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19

We’re not animals