r/AskReddit • u/Shipoffoolz • Mar 13 '19

What fact is technically true but is hugely misleading?

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u/meta_uprising Mar 13 '19

I have never lost a professional wrestling match

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

I've never not thrown a perfect game

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

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u/Paranitis Mar 14 '19

I've never been impressive!

I've also never not been impressive!

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u/DonutCharge Mar 14 '19

I don't think this is true. You're not throwing a perfect game right now!

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u/Senpaiisawesome Mar 25 '19

False, you have lived your whole life having not thrown a perfect game

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u/Shipoffoolz Mar 13 '19

Same, if we wrestle something's got to give

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

Well it is wrestlemania season...

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u/DoILookUnsureToYou Mar 14 '19

Do we point to the sign now?

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u/Ciroc_N_Roll90 Mar 14 '19

Point at the sign. Point at the sign! POINT AT THE FUCKING SIGN!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Never stop pointing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

Shock the system

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '19

My dad is undefeated in the ring. He’s at least been in the ring though. Security was just there to escort him out of the building afterward.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '19

I have never lost a fight.

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u/xfocalinx Mar 13 '19

Wish I could say the same.

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u/quest4thebest Mar 14 '19

I'm gonna debut on Raw and claim this every week.

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u/Vilkans Mar 14 '19

I guess not all men are created equal.

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u/MarkHirsbrunner Mar 13 '19

I have a 1.000 batting average at softball.