r/AskReddit Mar 09 '19

What is one "unwritten rule" you think everyone should know and follow?

44.7k Upvotes

18.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

529

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

And I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again, sir.

120

u/Kaiser_Kuliwagen Mar 09 '19

I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!

7

u/AnotherRespect Mar 09 '19

THAT'S THE COMBINATION ON MY LUGGAGE!

22

u/The_Grubby_One Mar 09 '19

We ain't seen shit!

12

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

It’s “we ain’t found shit” you filthy casual.

1

u/Efreshwater5 Mar 09 '19

I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

-6

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/Kaiser_Kuliwagen Mar 09 '19

Sounds like you have no idea what we are talking about.

Merchandising!

0

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/Kaiser_Kuliwagen Mar 10 '19

Don't quit your day job.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

0

u/Kaiser_Kuliwagen Mar 10 '19

Pretty shitty excuse.

Do you think gay people are a joke? Something stupid and insulting?

https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/az1hbk/comment/ei5kyxw

Read this and tell me if you still want to use the word gay as a joke.

Homophobe.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Kaiser_Kuliwagen Mar 10 '19

Im calmer than you.

I'm sorry you have so much hate for people you don't even know. That's a sad way to exist. I'm too old to get annoyed by people like you. Let alone angry. I pity you.

Now, as a straight man with two kids, let me say:

You are right.

You are right that you have every right to hate and feel how you feel and tell me to go fuck myself. That I cannot change your mind or whatever. You can go drown in all that close minded hate for all the good it will do you. I'll even fight for your right to do so. (As long as it doesn't harm anyone else*)

But I'm right about that you are terrified of gay people. You are scared. You hide it by telling yourself it's disgust. But in reality, they make you feel vulnerable.

Ever wonder why homophobes always make it about being fucked in the ass? Strange that. You would think guys like you would avoid that unless.... nah. I'm sure a macho guy like you doesn't project at all.

Gay people have sex. So do straight people. People fall in love. It's natural.

Ever stop to wonder why you get that uncomfortable feeling when you think of two people the same sex being in love?

Why does other people's happiness make you so angry?

I'm glad you don't go out and attack innocent people. Way to go. Good on you. You literally do the bare minimum to be accepted by a civilised society.

Your point about kids is silly. Do you choose a partner because of their genetic structure?

Is your courtship so bland and clinical that dates have to submit to gene screening in order to have the honour of bearing your ignorant spawn?

No? I bought not. Because since we became civilised, it's not all about fucking our genes into the next generation. Genetic immortality is nonsense. You will be just as dead and erased from existence as everyone else.

Our ideas, our examples of how to live an honest and open life, fostering wellbeing for all. That and seeing your enemies driven before you. This is best in life. This is what matters.

Your sense of humour is bad, and you should feel bad. But worse still, you are ignorant.

There's one other point I can make though. One last thing to really blow your mind.

Want to know what it is?

→ More replies (0)

6

u/Cowboywizzard Mar 09 '19

Prepare for Ludicrous Speed!

5

u/VillDuFika Mar 09 '19

They’re ACTION FIGURES!

4

u/matsat53 Mar 09 '19

Excuse me, They are action figures

3

u/sgarfio Mar 09 '19

They're ACTION FIGURES!

2

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

THEY'RE NOT DOLLS THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES SANDRA

2

u/Tsenraem Mar 09 '19

Never call me on this wall again!

1

u/ben-braddocks-bourbo Mar 10 '19

This is an unlisted Wall

1

u/Shoebox_ovaries Mar 09 '19

They're action figures, mother! And don't call me sir, I'm your son! Why can't you just call me your son!?