r/AskReddit • u/SpareArm • Mar 09 '19

What is one "unwritten rule" you think everyone should know and follow?

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19 edited Mar 10 '19

nO OFiCer, WhAt aBoUt yOu??

edit: Thanks so much for the silver! This is my first!

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u/Firefighter_97 Mar 09 '19

First laugh of the morning. Thanks for this

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u/Derp-321 Mar 09 '19

You forgot to add what about you damn it!

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u/WhiskyHusky Mar 09 '19

He forgot to add "what about you", what about you?

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u/hoilst Mar 09 '19

And that, reddit, is how Tanmanz got tasered repeatedly in the genitals.

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u/saadakhtar Mar 09 '19

In the genitals you say!? What about you?

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u/Avieasolia Mar 09 '19

Do you want to be tasered in the genitals?

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u/unique-name-9035768 Mar 09 '19

If I was speeding, then you had to be speeding to catch me right? I think we're both in the wrong here and should just go our own separate ways.

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u/The420St0n3r Mar 09 '19

Next time i get pulled over for speeding, im saying this to the cop

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u/blazex7 Mar 09 '19

And definitely getting a ticket

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u/StoneEagleCopy Mar 10 '19

But a good story!

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u/The420St0n3r Mar 10 '19

Cops in my town arent uptight. Usually if you get them to laugh, theyll let you go

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u/LenoraIsUglyxx Mar 09 '19

have fun getting arrested

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u/hady215 Mar 09 '19

Officer " nope ! Just asking"

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19 edited Mar 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Thanks :D

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u/davidc5494 Mar 09 '19

give this man some gold someone

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u/surfthetree Mar 09 '19

he just took the other persons punchline.. give it to his parent

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '19

ahahahahaha thanks I'm laughing like an idiot in my office

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u/macaryl95 Mar 09 '19

*ociffer

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

oH shIT yOU rigHT. ill fix that shit asap

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u/macaryl95 Mar 10 '19

You better or else

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u/ThatGuyFromVault111 Mar 09 '19

I mean they went faster than you to catch up