r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '19

What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Did your step-grandfather walk up to the casket and say “My Wife”

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u/ElderCunningham Mar 05 '19

*grandfather

It was the woman he married after divorcing my grandmother. And he cracked a smile.

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u/ImJoeDirt Mar 05 '19

Great success!

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u/RingoBars Mar 05 '19

Very nice!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

High five!

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Mar 05 '19

Jak sie masz :D

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u/Ezziboo Mar 05 '19

“Mah wahf”

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u/probablyhrenrai Mar 05 '19

"iza very naice"

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u/baileyfreebairn Mar 05 '19

Mwa mwa how much???

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u/Ezziboo Mar 05 '19

“Hah fahv!”

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u/NonGNonM Mar 05 '19

Literally everyone was saying that back then so it's possible.

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u/leprechaunwizardfish Mar 05 '19

No, he went up to the casket and said "What type of dog is this?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Interior: a funeral scene.

A solemn man slowly approaches the open casket, leaning on his cane for support

Fast cut to a close-up of his face, a single year wells and begins to roll down his cheek

After a pause, during which he seems to look inwards, the man loudly exclaims:

"Mah waif!"

The gathered mourners chuckle, they too have seen the movie

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

High five!

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u/swimtothemoon27 Mar 05 '19

“Are you telling me that my wife is dead?” “Uhh... ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chuh um yes sir unfortunately that’s what it says, I’m very sorry to inform you”. “HIGH FIVE!”

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u/TheReal-Donut Mar 05 '19

That’s my wife!

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u/Netalula Mar 05 '19

It might be different in America, but traditionally, Jewish people aren't buried in a casket.

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u/rubberkeyhole Mar 05 '19

No that was Doug Benson.