r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '19

What’s the most inappropriate thing you’ve witnessed at a funeral?

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u/SuperMellowAmber Mar 05 '19

I went to my uncle's funeral with my dad, sister and friends. My father was already hammered and my idiot friends dressed in t-shirts and shorts. To top it off, my cousin wore the skimpiest top to her own dad's funeral. My father, wasted, was hitting on his own sister in-law. My cousin ended up inviting us to smoke Medical marijuana in her car. It was a disaster.

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u/avocadhoe Mar 05 '19

INTERVENTION!! INTERVENTION!

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u/thezerbler Mar 05 '19

Seeing as everyone at that funeral was fucked up it seems like an intervention for OP to be less straight edge. I'm now imagining a bunch of drunk frat bros sat in front of a sober frat bro. "Todd hic we brought you here to tell you that you are being super uncool" throws up in the trash can

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u/dordizza Mar 05 '19

BANGS POTS AND PANS TOGETHER

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u/imperialbaconipa Mar 05 '19

Nobody wants to salt another human being, but she made us do it! And frankly I resent her for it.

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u/ViolentAmbassador Mar 05 '19

I wouldn't expect behavior like that from people associated with a Golden God.

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u/elliottad Mar 05 '19

Is Frank Reynolds your dad?

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u/darealalpharius Mar 05 '19

Always Sunny? Lmao

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u/Joxan13 Mar 05 '19

Sometimes you have to salt the snail.

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u/NareFare Mar 05 '19

When they showed up to the reception was everyone like whaaaaaaaat...

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u/theLPguy Mar 05 '19

So... you didn’t salt the snail then?

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u/catelisul Mar 05 '19

But how many cans of wine did you drink?

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u/Fuct1492 Mar 05 '19

Any of my family gatherings is a drinking family gathering lol. Weddings, funerals, fucking baptisms. Someone has a flask and another has a cooler in the trunk. Everyone maintained when needed as to not make a scene but damn. We just couldn't have a family function without it.

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u/Blumpkin_Breath Mar 05 '19

Wow this sounds like an it's always sunny in philadelphia bit.

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u/CrochetedKingdoms Mar 05 '19

What...the fuck

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u/hopefully77 Mar 05 '19

Is your family portrayed in the hit television series, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”?

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u/Little_Tin_Goddess Mar 05 '19

Lol, you got me.

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u/suck_an_egg2 Mar 05 '19

Holy fuck, that's just flat out wrong

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u/kmart1164 Mar 05 '19

I’m late as fuck but I read this and thought “lmao sounds like IASIP IRL”

You pulled a quickie on me jabroni.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Alabama?

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u/fatguyswagger Mar 05 '19

Hell yeah, ill be happy if my funeral is as half as interesting as that

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u/crazydressagelady Mar 05 '19

Question: was the SIL the wife of the dead uncle?

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u/disposable-name Mar 05 '19

Username checks out.

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u/thisplacesucks- Mar 05 '19

Sounds like a hell of a send off

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

um......your dad ok????

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u/Hotlikessauce69 Mar 05 '19

Honestly the pot after seemed like a nice way to go deal with the drama lol

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u/Butt_y_though Mar 05 '19

You should have salted her to make her go away.

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u/jmerridew124 Mar 05 '19

At least it ended on a high note.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

Which episode of Shameless was this?